Textures fanboi!

It was back in november, two little boys were walking. One day, they were on the internet. They were Smash Bros. fans and they always wanted their dream to come true. Play as nude Samus, Shadow the Hedgehog, or even Mega Man. They searched, and searched. From japanese sites filled with lolicon to wikipedia. Then, they found a site called Syntax Error. That day, they wet their pants. They kept waiting, and waiting, until they would get their stupid textures. Another day, the second boy found another site called Stack Smash. That team, unlike Syntax Error, released their textures because they never got down. That day, there was a new Stack Smash fanboy. The first little boy, a Syntax Error fan, stayed loyal to the first texture hacking team. The second, however, started hating them and liking Stack Smash more. The Stack Smash fanboy’s brother, Elashker, found another texture hacking site, called the EliteSmashHackers. He started loving their textures more than the others and became one of their fans. However, he hasn’t returned yet. Could this mean a new texture will come? Who knows?

This, was the story of Synror and Stakash.

Now, enjoy the pictures of the Stack Smash and Syntax Error fanboys!

Thanks Fred for the testing and hexing once again πŸ˜€

27 Responses to “Textures fanboi!”

  1. 1 moosehuntr 03/02/2009 at 5:57 PM


  2. 2 Reoyoshi8 03/02/2009 at 6:35 PM

    lol awesome idea

  3. 3 Super Yirbi 03/02/2009 at 8:24 PM

    Even comes with a story.

  4. 4 BigSharkZ 03/02/2009 at 8:25 PM


  5. 5 purplecatgowoof 03/02/2009 at 11:49 PM


  6. 6 wojogamer 03/03/2009 at 8:54 AM

    why do you guys always leave PowerNation out of this?

  7. 7 BigSharkZ 03/03/2009 at 12:32 PM


    Because I didn’t make a PN fan? Does that matter much?

    I didn’t do Kitty Corp, Percussion, Das Donkey Team or Chaos Control either.

    If you insist SO much, I could make you one ..

  8. 8 Leon 03/03/2009 at 3:19 PM


    Nah, just kidding, but seriously, very fun idea :3
    Awesome stuff

  9. 9 BigSharkZ 03/03/2009 at 5:55 PM


    I can make one if you want XD.

    And thanks <:3

  10. 10 Captain Kirby 03/03/2009 at 6:13 PM

    Why don’t you hack the the Luigis mansion tombstones to represent the fallen texture hackers?

  11. 11 Bonzai 03/03/2009 at 7:47 PM

    I am the ]EE[ fanboy XD!

  12. 12 BigSharkZ 03/03/2009 at 7:49 PM

    @Captain Kirby

    Uhh dunno xD.

    I don’t do stage hacking, yet.

    I know how to hack them though.



  13. 13 Bonzai 03/03/2009 at 7:57 PM

    I guess you are, that makes me esh fanboy. I mainz Ike, Kirby, and Metaknight, but that epic of a texture would kill my game.

  14. 14 blood 03/04/2009 at 3:02 PM

    i suggested this ^^

  15. 15 GUYGUY 03/05/2009 at 8:40 PM

    jus thought id throw it out there, this is my first texture hacking site

  16. 16 GUYGUY 03/05/2009 at 8:40 PM

    i didnt mean that as if i own it, i mean this is the first one ive been to

  17. 17 Artist 03/06/2009 at 11:54 AM

    I thought KittyKorp got the idea across that fanboy textures are worthless…

  18. 18 Wolfy 03/10/2009 at 2:01 PM

    I might be the TT fanboy, I love Leon’s textures.

  19. 19 Bonzai 03/10/2009 at 2:44 PM

    @ Wolfy
    He is great. I love seizure visor.

  20. 20 starshad0w76 04/19/2009 at 12:37 AM

    Where is that starshadow76 fanboy texture I told you to make? Why do you fail at such a great quotent?

  21. 21 BigSharkZ 04/19/2009 at 12:37 AM

    You know that I know that you’re not him, right?

    Your efforts are useless.

  22. 22 starshad0w76 04/19/2009 at 12:39 AM

    *secretly has crush on BigSharkZ*

  23. 23 neontogepi 04/19/2009 at 12:42 AM

    Lucesh>Elashker. πŸ˜›

  24. 24 Guest 04/19/2009 at 12:44 AM

    Lolwut. I thought that was him.

  25. 25 starshad0w76 04/19/2009 at 12:46 AM

    It still is. That was obviously my hooker…err…sister posting that message.

  26. 26 Guest 04/19/2009 at 12:47 AM


  27. 27 Leon 08/18/2009 at 8:26 PM


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