Hypothermia meets Agoraphobia

Since BigSharkZ knows where I live and can make realistic images of him torching my house using Google Maps, I scrambled for a texture. Then I thought, “Why, a texture that would take little effort would be on the retard page!”, but that would only prove whining works. So I took an idea and said I came up with it xD.

Bon Jovi said it best: “I know the place, where the faces are so cold!”

I’m not done with it yet.


46 Responses to “Hypothermia meets Agoraphobia”

  1. 1 RoyMaster4 06/25/2009 at 3:33 PM

    This is a pretty neat stage! I like my current Rumble Falls texture, but this is cool too. (No pun intended)

  2. 2 PAVGN 06/25/2009 at 3:42 PM

    Wow, That looks better than I thought It would. LMAO @ “Retard page” It’s true, Also I’m freezin’ my nuts off!!

  3. 3 Oni Kage 06/25/2009 at 3:44 PM

    holy poop on a stick.


    “retard page”


  4. 4 TehHock513 06/25/2009 at 3:50 PM

    Nice, this is so win.

  5. 5 omgitsns9 06/25/2009 at 4:07 PM

    looks like melee icicle mountain! stage remakes?! HAXX!

  6. 6 Asian Boy Remix 06/25/2009 at 4:49 PM

    ripoff of dairantou glitch force’s icicle mountain stage? ಠ_ಠ

  7. 7 neontogepi 06/25/2009 at 5:26 PM

    dairontou glitch force sucks
    and they made one?
    they’re really unknown, plus thier textures are…bad.

  8. 8 Smash-Kun 06/25/2009 at 5:53 PM

    I’m freezing my balls off.

  9. 9 Zerowolf64 06/25/2009 at 5:56 PM

    Hey asshole, your not such a genius cause i did this way before you


  10. 10 Bonzai 06/25/2009 at 6:11 PM

    Oh crap, I’m sorry about that.

  11. 11 HSX 06/25/2009 at 6:13 PM

    Hey zerowolf, you’re not such a prick because he decided to make something even though you already made it without him knowing you made it.

    Honestl, is there really any need to call him an a-hole? :/

  12. 12 drsusredfish 06/25/2009 at 6:14 PM

    i don’t mind diffrent teams remaking another teams texture but credit needs to be given were credit is due. Love your work ESH but this was not cool. but at least you apoligized and thats all stack smash can ask for.

  13. 13 BigSharkZ 06/25/2009 at 6:57 PM

    WAIT. What the fucking fuck? Are you kidding me?


    Dude, we don’t give a shit if you made it before us or not. Okay? Go back to making those shitty textures you’re good at.


    Dude, you should really not be sorry about that.


    Credits? For what? It’s an idea, man. If Stack Smash made Mega Man, why can’t I make mine? It’s freaking textures.

    So yeah, Zerowolf, you better stop bitching like a faggot because we all know you’re fucking retarded.

    I was already in a bad mood and this just made me go really pissed off.

  14. 14 BigSharkZ 06/25/2009 at 7:00 PM

    Also, really nice texture, Bonzai. I’m adding this to my ISO.

  15. 15 neontogepi 06/25/2009 at 7:11 PM

    zerowolf, theres a difference.
    this is icicle moutain.
    yours is blue recolored jungle falls.

  16. 16 omgitsns9 06/25/2009 at 7:15 PM

    SITE WAR! D: please no fighting…many sites have had similar textures…can’t u just get the fuck over it? i dont agree with xithma on dairantaou glitch forces site saying ESH stole it, but lets be adult about it…

  17. 17 neontogepi 06/25/2009 at 7:22 PM

    how could we steal it
    this site gets a couple thousand views
    they are lucky to get one comment on thier textures.
    i didnt even know.

  18. 18 Bonzai 06/25/2009 at 7:24 PM

    Thanks, I’ll try to get this out.

  19. 19 omgitsns9 06/25/2009 at 7:28 PM


    you didnt. thats the thing. the two sites just made similar textures.

  20. 20 BigSharkZ 06/25/2009 at 7:47 PM


    The only comments they get are bad ones.


    Look, you think I’m going to let myself be insulted by an inferior douche bag? If you think so, then you’re wrong about me.

  21. 21 Bonzai 06/25/2009 at 7:53 PM

    Huh, you think people would be upset I called their suggestions retarded.

  22. 22 BigSharkZ 06/25/2009 at 7:56 PM

    Also I said to my friend, I can ignore people. I can tolerate insults because I’m on the Internet and not the oldest and weirdest person could scare me. But, when it goes too far, you better not mess with me. I’m a pretty nice guy, but yeah, you better not insult my friends or even worse, me, when I’m not in a mood.

    Zerowolf, you’re pretty much a big ass hypocrite. You “claim” that we stole your shitty texture that isn’t even good yet you stole catgowoof’s textures, recolored it and added an “L” to it? Pretty lame. You’re wondering why no one visits your failure of a blog? Think about it. Look at your textures and, look at yourself in a mirror. You’ll see why.

  23. 23 BigSharkZ 06/25/2009 at 7:57 PM

    One last thing, I don’t give a shit if you erase my comments, they’re still in my tabs and I can take pictures of them and even put them as a wallpaper if I want.

  24. 24 hotdogturtle 06/25/2009 at 7:59 PM

    What the heck? I’ve never even heard of “dairontou glitch force” before. You shouldn’t have to apologize for making something that was already made. People can hack whatever they want. Nobody “owns” the ideas for texture recolors.

  25. 25 neontogepi 06/25/2009 at 8:02 PM

    hotdogturtle, the correct name for them is doritogayfuck, led by zerogirlfriends69

  26. 26 myrth 06/25/2009 at 8:08 PM

    Great work on this.
    Snorted pretty loudly at the “SPEED UP” message.

    Insta-download. 😀

  27. 27 starshadow76 06/25/2009 at 8:09 PM

    Sigh, still trouble in paradise

  28. 28 myrth 06/25/2009 at 8:12 PM

    I just noticed the Red vs. Blue reference in there as well.

  29. 29 omgitsns9 06/25/2009 at 8:13 PM


    exactly. he’s inferior. you don’t need to waste your time on him. he’s just jealous, so let him be.

  30. 30 dally 06/25/2009 at 9:44 PM

    *snickers* inferior douche bag *snickers*

  31. 31 xithma 06/25/2009 at 11:49 PM

    alright, i am a dairontou glitch force member, and i don’t like where this is going. i left a very nasty comment about you guys, and i deeply regret it now. I was completely unaware you guys didn’t know zerowolf64 made if first. now i really don’t give a shit about who gets the idea first. think of it like shadow the hedgehog, EVERYONE makes that texture. who knows, maybe some people are just revamping others? yes, our website is a LITTLE(alot) unpopular, but that’s not the best we got. we’re still working really hard.

  32. 32 zBOREDOMKINGz 06/26/2009 at 2:42 AM


  33. 33 Asian Boy Remix 06/26/2009 at 3:21 AM

    i think that dairantou glitch force’s textures are good, and they update a lot.

    also , i just remembered that icicle mountain is a melee stage, so its inevitable that someone would eventually want to make a texture out of it. it’s not like icicle is your original idea.

  34. 34 Bonzai 06/26/2009 at 10:41 AM

    You are the only genius here.

  35. 35 Illinialex24 06/26/2009 at 12:23 PM

    Nice, you recreated my least favorite stage from melee amazingly, still nice job damn.

  36. 36 zerowolf64 06/26/2009 at 5:34 PM

    Im sorry for being an ass

  37. 37 Bonzai 06/27/2009 at 4:30 PM

    apology accepted. I’m sorry for not seeing yours before I made mine.

  38. 38 nuclear432 07/12/2009 at 1:36 PM

    Hey guys i know this reallyyy not the place to post it put the strap warning thingie file.sorry i posted this here.

  39. 39 Val Halen 08/28/2009 at 11:30 PM

    Epic! You guys did a great job! (Altough I’ve always hated Icicle Mountain)

  40. 40 akuago220 10/02/2009 at 11:43 AM

    “I’m freezing my nuts off!” Comic gold right there! XD

    *looks at past comments* Old memories can be so haunting…fortunately that’s all they are now. 🙂

  41. 41 Lexx 12/18/2009 at 9:41 PM

    I miss Bonzai.

  42. 42 darkredscorpio 12/18/2009 at 10:16 PM

    I didn’t see this texture before, man Bonzai made a great rumble falls. if only if he was he was here so I can thank him for this.

  43. 43 TheGreenAlloy 12/19/2009 at 1:17 PM

    I never knew the guy. 😦

  44. 44 Weegee wii 03/18/2010 at 10:25 PM

    Where is the download link :<

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