The biggest and most awesome post I have or ever will have made.

  Samus made her way down a familiar hallway heading towards the office of the head of the Galactic Federation. He always wanted to congratulate her personally after a successful mission. Today was no exception… or so Samus thought. She entered his office and found him more sullen than usual. He informed her that she had to leave for another mission immediately. With a sigh, Samus followed him to the Federation research facility where he showed her their newest and grandest invention…

  A time machine.

  Her instructions were simple: travel to the past and terminate a vicious villain before he becomes too powerful. Even though it didn’t make much sense, Samus agreed and with a sudden lurch was propelled countless years to the past. She landed in a vast field like Samus hadn’t seen for a long time. It was lush and green, reminiscent of her past. Snapping back to reality, Samus applied her directions to her visor HUD and began travelling north. She then realized she wasn’t even told where (or when) she was, but got a good idea by what stood in front of her now.

  Enormous stone gates stood before her, holding up a giant, wooden drawbridge. Nearby, Samus saw a short sign and, with some translating, read it: “Hyrule Castle.”

  Her directions stated her target was at the very top tower. With the help of some well-timed wall kicking and a Grapple Beam here and there, Samus quickly reached the top tower. The entryway was very regally decorated. Clearly a throne room of sorts. The room contained only a velvet rug that stretched from where Samus stood to the throne on the other side of the room, and a massive statue loomed from the ceiling, depicting three women surrounding a pyramid of three triangles.

  Samus’s admiration was suddenly broken by a low chuckle behind her. Her natural reflexes spun her around immediately to face her target; a very tall man, covered in black and gold armour with fiery orange hair, and a look on his face that was the pure embodiment of evil…


  Without thinking, Samus took aim and fired. But before she could blink, he was gone. A sudden thud on her back sent Samus flying out the entryway and nearly off the castle.

  Ganondorf chuckled. “What is this, now? Your armour may be shiny and sturdy, but you will fall like everyone else.”

  Samus returned his chuckle. “I’ve seen far worse than you.” She leapt to her feet and began firing rapidly, striking Ganondorf solidly in the chest. The battle continued for several minutes, each side holding its own against their competitor. But finally, both began to grow tired and wished to end this battle. Using all of her power, Samus began charging the Zero Laser. Ganondorf mimicked this, and began charging his own powerful blast. But Samus was quicker, and fired with all her might. The beam collided with Ganondorf’s, causing an incredible explosion of light and sound. As her suit crumbled from the impact, Samus prepared to call the GF, but not before taking one last glance at her worthiest opponent, but was shocked by what she saw…

  The smoke from the blast has cleared, and in the rubble she saw something shining. She dug it out and examined it. It was a large, black disk with a gold lightning bolt going down the center… a new suit. Before she could react, the disk burst into a thousand dark orbs, each launching themselves at Samus, adhering to her body… and as suddenly as it began, it was over.

  Samus cautiously examined the new suit. It was black and red, with stately gold edges… the same as what Ganondorf had worn. She could feel a dark power inside her, growing and growing until it was too hard to resist. She felt an urge, and urge she hadn’t felt before. An urge…

  To kill.

Alright, so I hope you enjoyed my little story. This texture came to me on a whim. Normally, I’m a massive Ganondorf fanboy. But my skills with him seem to be deteriorating. And with my machinima, Metroid Legends, still going, I’m using Samus more and more. It was very difficult to choose between them, especially since they’re my two favourite video game characters. But then I remembered my texture swaps…

I haven’t come up with an official name yet. Samondorf, Gamus, what have you, but personally I favour calling it… the Twilight Suit.

But it doesn’t stop there. Since Samus is an evil villain now, she needs a hideout…


22 Responses to “The biggest and most awesome post I have or ever will have made.”

  1. 1 dally 07/24/2009 at 3:06 PM

    danm… i just made a twili samus, and, this just makes me think “if i had waited till tomorow to make it, i wouldnt have to have made it because of this awesome texture” anyways awesome texture, gonna download it

  2. 2 dally 07/24/2009 at 3:07 PM

    sorry bout the double post, but is this for download?

  3. 3 razanak7 07/24/2009 at 3:10 PM

    All of it will be very shortly

  4. 4 0nik4ge 07/24/2009 at 3:19 PM

    WOW, dude this is epic! I always loved Samus’s suits in the games ^_^ I was gonna do something like this is my comics, but not with Ganon. Anyway, awesome sauce.

  5. 5 Lexx 07/24/2009 at 3:44 PM

    Damn, I see you like to write, also. (Glad it isn’t just me) I enjoyed the story as much as I enjoyed the texture. =)

  6. 6 BigSharkZ 07/24/2009 at 3:44 PM

    Now THAT is an epic Samus! Good job.

  7. 7 MilkaholicX 07/24/2009 at 3:55 PM


  8. 8 Bonzai 07/24/2009 at 4:05 PM

    Any comment I make will be an echo of Lexx…

    one Ctrl+V later…

    Damn, I see you like to write, also. (Glad it isn’t just me) I enjoyed the story as much as I enjoyed the texture. =)

  9. 9 fireking220 07/24/2009 at 4:29 PM

    i found a wireless connection at my grandmas woot. This is awesome

  10. 10 PAVGN 07/24/2009 at 4:53 PM

    I saw that you said that these pics show the first drafts. Is the final version of the Zero Suit Samus one going to have properly placed titty jewels? You know like placed where the nipples would be?

  11. 11 Shadow 07/24/2009 at 5:05 PM

  12. 12 Wave Kusanagi 07/24/2009 at 5:18 PM

    Hurray for Rule 75!! XD

  13. 13 razanak7 07/24/2009 at 6:24 PM

    @ PAVGN
    … maybe…

    @ Wave Kusanagi
    That made me lol.

  14. 14 shinato91 07/24/2009 at 11:39 PM

    Those textures are going to be on my SD sooner or later

  15. 15 zBOREDOMKINGz 07/25/2009 at 6:15 AM

    Texture is almost as good as the story. ;D

  16. 16 Wolfy 07/25/2009 at 10:27 PM

    Elite Smash Writer?

  17. 17 Sylvo 07/27/2009 at 3:56 PM

    Epic tale: Check
    Epic texture: Check

  18. 18 shinato91 07/27/2009 at 8:19 PM

    Want download link 😦

  19. 19 Moseythepirate 08/05/2009 at 1:23 AM

    Pretty bleeding epic. I can’t wait to download this. Well done, good sir.

  20. 20 Starry Might 08/05/2009 at 1:52 PM


  21. 21 Tyeforce 08/11/2009 at 1:21 AM

    The roster’s been updated… Where’s the download? D:

  22. 22 razanak7 08/11/2009 at 10:06 AM


    Whoever updated it forgot to put these in. I’ll post the download links here sometime today.

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