Epic Post

There is nothing wrong with your computer screen. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission. We can create sound up to a loud boom, or a quiet whisper. We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. We can roll the image, make it flutter. We can change the focus to a soft blur or sharpen it to crystal clarity. For this post, sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear. We repeat: there is nothing wrong with your computer screen. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from you weak blunt users to… The Elite Smash Hackers. Please stand by…




29 Responses to “Epic Post”

  1. 1 Korby 08/04/2009 at 11:45 PM

    W-What the hell is that?!

  2. 2 LegendOfNikkonolasco 08/04/2009 at 11:50 PM

    It’s PEPSI MA-A-A-A-A-A-AN!!

  3. 3 Zombie dude 08/04/2009 at 11:50 PM

    And this has a point how?

  4. 4 Tony Wolf 08/04/2009 at 11:50 PM


  5. 5 thanyou 08/05/2009 at 1:06 AM

    Dare I ask why this was posted >_>

  6. 6 zBOREDOMKINGz 08/05/2009 at 1:27 AM

    C.Falcon Texture?

  7. 7 Oni Kage 08/05/2009 at 1:40 AM

    k so, guide yet for P SA?
    LAWL what was the point of this xD

  8. 8 Glocken 08/05/2009 at 1:43 AM

    I used to prefer Coca-Cola until I saw this vid.

  9. 9 Moseythepirate 08/05/2009 at 2:04 AM

    Does it need a point?

  10. 10 wwwilliam0024 08/05/2009 at 2:13 AM


  11. 11 Lexx 08/05/2009 at 2:21 AM

    Words can’t even describe how pointless and stupid this is.

  12. 12 SSBBMAN 08/05/2009 at 2:31 AM


    I was at least expecting an emerald texture to go with PEPSI MAAAAAAN!

  13. 13 Unai 08/05/2009 at 7:05 AM

    I hate this kind of post, not related to hacks at all.

  14. 14 omgitsns9 08/05/2009 at 7:28 AM

    you dont need a reason as long as pepsi man is in the post

  15. 15 just2good877 08/05/2009 at 7:55 AM

    Thats hilarious! hahaha

  16. 16 Vortex 08/05/2009 at 8:21 AM


    But its PEPSI MAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!

  17. 17 slashyx 08/05/2009 at 10:17 AM

    Someone make a texture out of this, I haven’t made textures since losing Photoshop. Or may I’ll try with The GIMP.

  18. 18 DMN 08/05/2009 at 10:31 AM

    OMG never heard him and now i love him!(no homo)

  19. 19 RohitVerma 08/05/2009 at 11:48 AM

    He makes the Power Rangers look liek crap.

  20. 20 STUFF2o 08/05/2009 at 11:51 AM

    Pepsi Man IS a hack, how do you think he got all his magnificent powers?

  21. 21 slashyx 08/05/2009 at 12:06 PM

    PSHAAAAA (Opens mouth and generates pepsi)

  22. 22 WEDGE 08/05/2009 at 4:11 PM

    I made a texture of pepsiman lmao. pepsiman is all around epic.

  23. 23 slashyx 08/05/2009 at 4:32 PM


  24. 24 ryno 08/05/2009 at 4:59 PM

    make a captian falcon pepsia man

  25. 25 PAVGN 08/05/2009 at 6:25 PM


    As WEDGE already pointed out there already is a Pepsi Man Captain Falcon texture hack. He made It.

    Also slashy I have to ask, Did Vyse tell you to post this just so he can come here to post a comment saying “You’re making meaningless posts blah blah blah, You’re a hypocrite blah blah blah”?

  26. 26 Slashy 08/06/2009 at 1:06 AM

    No, I made this so that people would make a texture about him. Vyse doesn’t care about this post, Androu1 actually found it funny.

  27. 27 TehHock513 08/06/2009 at 2:50 PM

    Okay, now that I’m done saying What the Fuck for 12 hours, WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  28. 28 PAVGN 08/06/2009 at 5:10 PM


    Ok, I’m pretty sure that he would have something stupid to say If It was BigSharkZ who posted this. And as me and WEDGE already pointed out, A Pepsi man texture hack has already been made.

  29. 29 Darkkirby 08/07/2009 at 6:28 PM

    pepsimaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan… is crap
    this poooooooooooost…. is crap too
    slashy,you are becoming more stupid since the post of the perfect pichu model post ¬¬

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