“That texture’s not one of ours!”

“But of course…”

Gentlemen, I have worked on this texture for quite a while, and it is now as complete as it’s going to be. It might look rather odd of a texture, but it accomplishes much more than I could have hoped for.

Download: the download link for the spys and the sapper C4 is located here:



How come you’ve released all of these textures in like less than a week worth of time?

These textures have been in progress for a very long time, but just recently I started school and started a much faster progress of texture making with an easy schedule.

Why do I not like this texture?

Probably it doesn’t look completely fantastic. But until model hacking is accomplished, the texture will always look awkward.

But surely the texture could look better… right?

Well the thing is, snake’s body texture is very, very low quality for smooth texturing. and his texture is wrapped around his body in very difficult to determine ways… so I’ve managed many things to pretty good.

But.. but… why aren’t there stripes?

True, the spy wears a pinstripe suit. In the early stages of making this texture, I started using a pinstripe pattern but upon working on his shoulder, I came to a position where his texture wraps around much too awkwardly and low quality that I coud not easily make a convincing/good-looking stripe pattern. Plus, other mismatching texture areas made a pinstripe pattern look fairly sloppy… so I made him cell-shaded.

Will this texture be improved in the future?

Not by me, but I give permission for improvements on this texture with proper credit if my work is used in reference… if someone was bored determined enough to perfect it.

WOAH! Sweet Sapper C4 texture! Can I has it?

Look above, the texture for the C4 is included in the download for the spies. Simply put the file in the folder for Snake’s textures as well.

21 Responses to ““That texture’s not one of ours!””

  1. 1 MilkaholicX 09/06/2009 at 9:46 PM


    Awesome work.

  2. 2 thor 09/06/2009 at 10:34 PM

    Epic texture, but last time I checked shit had 4 letters 🙂

  3. 3 MeleeMaster500 09/06/2009 at 10:46 PM

    (digg reference)

  4. 4 BigSharkZ 09/07/2009 at 1:19 AM

    Gentlemen, this is win.

  5. 5 pinutk 09/07/2009 at 1:47 AM

    Epic win!!!

  6. 6 omgitsns9 09/07/2009 at 3:12 AM

    this post contains mentlegen and pancakes

  7. 7 S. 09/07/2009 at 6:08 AM

    Year, I feel I’ve seen this before. o_O

  8. 8 Megaron 09/07/2009 at 8:31 AM

    Holeeee shit.

    I love you guys now.

  9. 9 DHA95 09/07/2009 at 8:36 AM


    me too Lol.

  10. 10 MAL2 09/07/2009 at 10:38 AM

    Im making Meet the Spy in Brawl now.
    You can stop me. I love this texture.

  11. 11 MeleeMaster500 09/07/2009 at 10:57 AM

    Go ahead, I can’t wait to see that!

    also, the rest of the tf2 characters have textures in brawl by Segab, Pako1034, and picano like here for example: http://kcmm.wordpress.com/2009/05/23/gday/

    EDIT: you need to search the archives for these textures, as their links no longer work, just search for “pyro” or whatever

  12. 12 Squilliam 09/07/2009 at 11:43 AM

    Wow, best snake costume EVER!

  13. 13 Lexx 09/07/2009 at 12:20 PM

    I’m not really feeling this one, but I know how difficult Snake is to work with, so props to you for sticking it out.

  14. 14 Aaron 09/07/2009 at 12:50 PM

    “And now he’s here to f*ck us!”

  15. 15 MeleeMaster500 09/07/2009 at 3:01 PM

    yeah, i’d think that as long as there was, say a model hack, even if the texture was a difficult to wrap around as this one, he’d look tons better than trying to paint this texture onto snake…

  16. 16 fireking220 09/07/2009 at 5:19 PM

    i always loved these TF2 textures nice work.

    “Spy sappin mah spy”

    hahahahahaha lol

  17. 17 xithma 09/07/2009 at 5:37 PM


  18. 18 PAVGN 09/07/2009 at 6:09 PM

    I think this looks good enough for what It is.

  19. 19 Jeps 09/07/2009 at 6:43 PM

    That Snake is a Spy!

  20. 20 superkirb 09/09/2009 at 10:33 AM

    epic textures

  21. 21 L->23 03/13/2010 at 11:59 PM

    Someone should make a new moveset for spy snake.Invisible cloaking and all lol.

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