It’s fucking GENO!! What else do ya fucking need?!



I’ll be honest though, I made this out of anger and hatred and was not at all putting any effort into this texture hack. I made this in a hurry and I didn’t care how It looked, I only made this to show how much I hate how much special attention Geno gets, And how everybody acts like Geno is sooooo special, And soooo great. You know something folks? Geno’s not that great, As a matter of fact he sucks! It’s no wonder he didn’t get into Brawl in the first place, It’s not because “Square wouldn’t let him in wah wah wah”, It’s because he sucks! Fuck Geno, Geno sucks.


  1. 1 STUFF2o 09/24/2009 at 6:31 PM

    LOL. I wouldn’t go so far as to say he sucks, but he doesn’t deserve so much attention. He’s only in one Mario game, even Goombas would be more likely to be in SSB. Then again, I don’t know if he sucks or not, I’m only at the beginning of SMRPG.

  2. 2 PAVGN 09/24/2009 at 6:33 PM

    @ STUFF2o

    As you play through the game you’ll see that the only thing he’s really good for is attacking first. Mario has better overall stats, Mallow has better attack magic, Bowser is stronger, And Peach is the best healer.

  3. 3 WolfPack MilkaholicX 09/24/2009 at 6:39 PM

    Oddly shaped Geno lol

  4. 4 NeonTogepi 09/24/2009 at 6:48 PM

    Geno > PAVGN

  5. 5 LeadofDestruction 09/24/2009 at 6:50 PM

    I don’t get these Geno fans. I haven’t even heard of Geno until like last year when all these fanboys were getting horny because he wasn’t in brawl.

    He was only in one freakin’ game. He’s gay. And what the hell does he even do? He doesn’t fight. He freakin’ shoots stars and crap. It’s called BRAWL. I just don’t get it. I’d rather have Sonic in Bra…oh wait…

  6. 6 LeadofDestruction 09/24/2009 at 6:50 PM

    Comments not posting?

  7. 7 LeadofDestruction 09/24/2009 at 6:52 PM


  8. 8 RoyPh123X 09/24/2009 at 6:53 PM

    hmm, relation to title of post?

  9. 9 WolfPack MilkaholicX 09/24/2009 at 6:56 PM

    Title stealer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  10. 10 PAVGN 09/24/2009 at 6:59 PM

    Actually this post is titled after that post because that post is what pushed me to make this.

  11. 11 WolfPack MilkaholicX 09/24/2009 at 7:00 PM

    That sounds like Title Stealing though…

  12. 12 Shadow 09/24/2009 at 7:15 PM

    wut neon sed

  13. 13 yoshi6852 09/24/2009 at 9:15 PM

    The main reason people like Geno is because his attacks are cool. I mean who would not like to transform into a gient cannon.

    Also i’m really really suppriised that ther ehas not been a huge fanboy war on this post yet.

  14. 14 Mewcario 09/24/2009 at 9:25 PM

    Why is Geno so popular? I mean, I’ve never played Soopah Maryo arRPeeGee, but he can’t be THAT awesome… It’s like Chuck Norris…not that cool.

  15. 15 LeadofDestruction 09/24/2009 at 9:35 PM

    Since when was transforming into a cannon cool?

    Are you serious? Chuck is like the heart of the world.

  16. 16 xithma 09/24/2009 at 9:58 PM

    ya i’m also one of the only geno haters. lol, i cant stand it when i hear about some random fanboi having a wet dream about some retarded wooden doll in there sleep

  17. 17 LeadofDestruction 09/24/2009 at 11:50 PM

    OLOLOL. Best comment ever.

  18. 18 M-Warrior 09/25/2009 at 2:15 AM

    I’m also a Geno Hater. All the hype and fonboyismI’ve seen around Geno and Super Mario RPG in general got to buy the game when it came to the Virtual Console.

    Worst Mario RPG ever. Mostly because it felt extremely dull.

  19. 19 Dylan Yoshi 09/25/2009 at 2:23 AM

    Geno is cool, but he’s way overrated.

  20. 20 Andrés 09/25/2009 at 8:04 AM

    I want to know how to unloading these textures?

  21. 21 S. 09/25/2009 at 8:25 AM

    I agree with Dylan Yoshi. Geno’s a very cool character (at least, he has the potential to be badass with the way games now build their characters), but has become highly overrated. *coughlolsoniccough* And this is coming from a long-time Mario RPG/Geno supporter.
    I don’t know how, or when, his popularity jumped so much as we’ve seen… unless all his fans have been hiding in the woodwork all these years.

    In any case, while you didn’t put forth any effort into the texture, you STILL made a “Geno” in essence. Just goes to show he’s still alive in today’s society, whether for good or bad. ;P

  22. 22 Pako 09/25/2009 at 9:33 AM

    This looks like it’s from my Kawaii Shit.

  23. 23 TehHock513 09/25/2009 at 9:42 AM

    Lol, Geno is awesome because he’s a bad ass star, who possessed a bad ass doll, with bad ass attacks. and he just plain bad ass. And there was only 2, different characters…3 different…They did one one Ness AND Lucas. Okay what the fuck.

  24. 24 MeleeMaster500 09/25/2009 at 10:30 AM

    seriously, I can’t believe how geno could have possibly been the largest fan prediction for the roster of brawl.

    he’s in 1 ****ing game and makes a special appearance in another mario RPG.

    how can he have a larger fanbase of people who are also smash bros fans than any other character (the next ones were king K rool, and crystal if I can remember)

  25. 25 Andrés 09/25/2009 at 1:42 PM

    I want to know how to unloading these textures???

  26. 26 Brawler0422 09/25/2009 at 4:36 PM

    @ meelee master
    wow didnt know he was in super star saga till nao
    but i agree completely he shouldnt get so much fame for being a simple character

  27. 27 ElectroBlade 09/25/2009 at 4:59 PM

    Geno is awesome, lol.

  28. 28 Smashhacker 09/25/2009 at 5:32 PM

    At least Geno is able to create an instant KO if you time his Geno Whirl correctly.

  29. 29 PAVGN 09/25/2009 at 6:14 PM

    @ M-Warrior

    Oh fuck you, Super Mario RPG is the BEST Mario RPG.

    @ Pako

    LMAO! I know right, That’s how I also feel about this texture hack.

    @ TehHock513

    Geno isn’t badass, At all.

    @ MeleeMaster500

    Krystal, Not “crystal”.

    @ Smashhacker

    What you don’t mention is that that only works on non-boss enemies with only one boss being an exception to that rule. That’s not nearly as cool or useful as the Geno fanatics make It out to be.

  30. 30 STUFF2o 09/25/2009 at 6:23 PM

    I got Super Mario RPG because of all the Geno hype and the Forest Maze Rawest song. I’ve played other Mario RPG’s like Paper Mario and the Mario and Luigi series, so I was sort of dissapointed with SMRPG. But then again, it’s on a SNES, and all the other Mario RPG’s take most of their ideas from SMRPG in some way. So for it’s time, SMRPG was epicness in a can. But I haven’t seen Geno yet, so whatever.

  31. 31 K-ON 09/25/2009 at 9:03 PM

    I think it’s hilarious that people are getting all butthurt because someone decided to make another Geno texture. Not to mention that most people seem to hate him because of how his fanbase behaved and for being overrated, rather than, oh say, judging him based on things that actually have anything to do with him as a character.

    As for this texture, it makes me think of that episode of Futurama where Bender got down-graded so that he was made out of wood.

  32. 32 omgitsns9 09/26/2009 at 6:01 PM

    Geno rawks.

    but @Neon Togepi

    Everything > NeonTogepi

  33. 33 TehHock513 09/27/2009 at 11:03 AM

    I never thought anything was wrong with Geno really, you haven’t really said how he’s that much different then any of the other characters or why he sucks XD. But yes I think having 5 crappy Geno textures and like 2 mediocre ones, is pretty ridiculous.

  34. 34 PAVGN 09/27/2009 at 11:32 AM

    @ TehHock513

    Honestly, I don’t hate Geno. My hatred is not for Geno but rather all of this stupid undeserved special treatment he gets from fanboys and fanatics. He’s not special, Or badass, Or impressive or anything. He’s just some guy from “Up there” that possessed a doll so he could have a physical form and help Mario, And he wasn’t creative enough to come up with a name for himself so he just told Mario “Call me Geno, After the doll”. There’s nothing about Geno that makes him different or special from the other characters, He’s just a doll that has a few over animated attacks that don’t do a lot of damage.

  35. 35 Jack H. 09/27/2009 at 11:38 AM

    You sir, have perverted the name of Geno. It shall not go unpunished.

  36. 36 K-ON 09/27/2009 at 6:43 PM

    Wasn’t creative enough to come up with a name for himself? Over animated attacks? PAVGN, those are the worst nitpicks I’ve ever heard.

    His original name was practically impossible to pronounce, so the most logical choice was to go by the name of the doll that he was possessing. What else would you expect him to go by? And I fail to see how Geno Whirl, Geno Blast, and Geno Flash don’t do a lot of damage. By the way, if Geno Whirl worked on the bosses, then the game would be robbed of what precious little challenge it had.

  37. 37 XF 09/28/2009 at 5:52 PM

    Come on, guys… He’s an *ANGEL* sent from *HEAVEN* by *GOD* to inhabit the body of a *MECH* that can *MORPH INTO A PLASMA CANNON* and *FIRE BULLETS FROM HIS FINGERTIPS* in order to *SAVE THE UNIVERSE* by slicing a *GIANT FUCKING SWORD NAMED EXOR* into PIECES. How is this NOT the most badass fucking thing you’ve ever heard in your goddamn lives?

  38. 38 PAVGN 09/28/2009 at 6:27 PM

    @ K-ON

    “those are the worst nitpicks I’ve ever heard.”

    Although I’ll admit that maybe I was nitpicking, At least I didn’t say stupid shit like “He’s gay” or “If he was awesome his name would be Geyes instead of Geno”. Believe me you can find worse nitpicks in an IGN review for a Sonic game.

    “What else would you expect him to go by?” Hey If he where creative he could have said “You can call me Geno or you can call me whatever the fuck you want to call me”, And then the player makes up a name for him. But no, Instead he’s just like “Call me Geno” and that’s It.

    “I fail to see how Geno Whirl, Geno Blast, and Geno Flash don’t do a lot of damage.” Well I can’t speak for everybody, But from my personal experience with the game, The attacks the have harder action commands do more damage than the attacks that have easier action commands. Geno’s action commands are easier than most because all you have to do is hold “Y” until three stars appear. And Geno Whirl hardly does anything If you aren’t using It to kill an enemy in one hit.

    “if Geno Whirl worked on the bosses, then the game would be robbed of what precious little challenge it had.”

    Yeah, And because It only works on non-boss enemies It seems more like a waste of FP than anything else.

  39. 39 kyle 10/18/2009 at 12:55 AM

    after so much time of searching for a toon link geno texture. i finally find a post on him…for this. 😦 i cant even get it on stack smash cuz they’re down for now.

  40. 40 Dinner 10/26/2009 at 3:01 PM

    well, i’m sure you might have found this already but…

  41. 41 WerehogUSA 11/18/2009 at 5:55 PM


    Oh yeah? Well, so were the Ice Climbers and Pit, but they still made it in. But I do agree about him being over-rated!

  42. 42 WerehogUSA 11/18/2009 at 5:56 PM


    Well, Stack Smash is back. it’s not complete yet, but it’s back!!

  43. 43 ZeroBlade77 05/02/2010 at 9:21 PM

    Know what’s sad…? A while ago, when I didnt even know who Geno was, I thought (from the name) that he was a warrior. But, … FANBOYISM, thats what you GET!

  44. 44 Tony Tobar 08/18/2011 at 9:31 PM


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