More Pervertedness + Rant

This might be the best perverted texture hack I’ve ever made.

Some might wonder why I was compelled to make Lara Croft naked. One could jump to the
conclusion that I am some horny bastard who loves to jerk off to

Now I’m sure that at least some people wonder why I make so many perverted texture hacks. Many of you probably assume that I’m just a perverted horny bastard who likes to jerk off to Hentai. While that may not be such a completely inaccurate thing to think about me, I actually didn’t make this out of love for Hentai. I actually made this out of hatred for a few things, Though I would have made these perverted texture hacks without that hatred, The hatred makes me want to make them even more. First of all as someone who as been observing the Brawl hacking community since the days of Syntax Error, I get really tired of seeing the same redundant texture hacks over and over again. I mean If you’re going to make another Mr. L, Or another Shadow, Or another character that’s been already made 10 or 9 times already, It seems to me that you have the free time to be a texture hacker, Yet not the brains to do something new and challenging. But that’s not the main thing that fuels this hatred. The main thing is that people act like nude hacks are sooooo controversial and sooooo perverted that It makes me want to make them even more than I already do. If someone goes to any game hacking forum and requests a nude code/Hack, It results in a lot of Internet drama. The other people who see topic will get all pissed off and throw a hissy fit. They will flame the person requesting code/Hack and say that they’re a “bad person”, And say that there’s “Something wrong” with them. Listen, There is no harm or damage being done by a nude hack. And using a nude hack hurts no one. Unless of course someone decides to masturbate violently to It, In which case It’s their own fault and not the hack. It’s because of all this irrational stupidity and seriousness about hacking that I feel more compelled than I already do to make these perverted texture hacks. For God sakes It’s a hobby, Not a fucking paid profession!

Now with that out of the way, Enjoy my Hentai strap loader If you’re not one of those uptight people that I described in my rant.

Pictures where taken by Lexx, Special thanks to him for doing that.

29 Responses to “More Pervertedness + Rant”

  1. 1 Shadow 10/10/2009 at 6:20 PM



    WHY DO YOU EXIST?!?!?!?!?!

  2. 2 Pako 10/10/2009 at 6:31 PM

    Hell yeah, straight shota 8D

  3. 3 PAVGN 10/10/2009 at 6:40 PM

    @ Shadow

    Because my parents fucked.

  4. 4 Lexx 10/10/2009 at 6:45 PM

    I was lucky enough to take the pictures. :3

  5. 5 PAVGN 10/10/2009 at 6:49 PM

    Oh yes! I forgot to credit you Lexx. I’ll fix that now.

    Edit: Fixed.

  6. 6 BigSharkZ 10/10/2009 at 6:51 PM

    Num num num num num…super barrel roll..Bille Jean…GENOCIIIIIIIIDE!

  7. 7 Tony Wolf 10/10/2009 at 7:50 PM

    Nude Wario plx?

  8. 8 LookItsLink 10/10/2009 at 8:05 PM

    Nude Captain Falcon now lawlz

  9. 9 ML4B 10/10/2009 at 8:06 PM

    Im tired of seeing Mr. L and Mewtwo! So lets put some Shota in it!

  10. 10 PAVGN 10/10/2009 at 8:07 PM

    @ Tony Wolf

    @ ML4B

    Die in a car fire.

  11. 11 STUFF2o 10/10/2009 at 8:15 PM

    @PAVGN who was @Tony Wolf
    Please tell me that’s one of Pako’s not-what-you-think textures. D:

  12. 12 LookItsLink 10/10/2009 at 8:16 PM

    Back after lurking a bit..

    Maybe you could’ve used this instead? >.>

  13. 13 PAVGN 10/10/2009 at 8:20 PM

    @ LookItsLink

    Yeah, That image is probably better but It’s more wide than tall and the image I used is more tall than wide which is what I needed.

  14. 14 Tony Wolf 10/10/2009 at 8:54 PM


    Lol, thanks.

    I´m downloading it now.

  15. 15 rawrzilla22 10/10/2009 at 8:55 PM

    Or you could learn to re-size and crop. 😛

    Good work, keep this stuff up! 😀

  16. 16 PAVGN 10/10/2009 at 9:01 PM

    @ rawrzilla22

    I did, Aside from the Samus X Pit one the images used in this Strap Loader where originally much bigger. And thanks, Lol.

  17. 17 Val Halen 10/10/2009 at 9:13 PM

    Oh my… XD
    Samus & Pit? WTF… =P

  18. 18 SlainUnderFire77 10/10/2009 at 9:39 PM

    Hentai ftw.

  19. 19 BassJX 10/10/2009 at 9:51 PM

    WTF!? *BOOM*

  20. 20 S. 10/10/2009 at 9:57 PM

    *Just to get a little insider, what do you think of people making those common texture hacks, but in different games? (Like how I had to make Mr. L and the like for Melee, since… well… they weren’t available? Would that be all right?)

    And year, I don’t find offense to the whole naked thing; I actually find the concept of it hilarious. That’s what I figure drives people to make ’em is for some nice lol’s (but in the case of the females, ehhhhhhh, I’m sure there’s a “harder” force at work there … XD ).

  21. 21 BassJX 10/10/2009 at 10:03 PM

    WTF!? LOL!

  22. 22 pinutk 10/10/2009 at 10:49 PM

    I would use this but sadly other people play Brawl with me, and my stupid sister comes and watches such a pain!

  23. 23 Chicken Chaser 10/11/2009 at 6:30 AM

    I’m not going to enjoy your Hentai strap loader, but I’m not ‘uptight’.

    I just don’t fap over cartoons.

    But keep up the good work PAVGN, you glorious bastard, you!

  24. 24 PAVGN 10/11/2009 at 4:21 PM

    @ S.

    That’s fine. If people want to make texture hacks that have been made before in a different game then that’s ok because those texture hacks aren’t available in those games. And If you saw my comment on your last update I practically begged you to make Majora’s Wrath Ganondorf in Brawl.

  25. 25 BigSharkZ 10/11/2009 at 5:01 PM


    I’m planning on making Majora’s Wrath on Link, in SSBB where the sword is a tentacle.

  26. 26 Mewcario 10/12/2009 at 10:32 PM


  27. 27 PAVGN 10/13/2009 at 4:16 PM

    Tl;dr is an indication of a low intelligence level.

  28. 28 fireking220 10/13/2009 at 4:21 PM


    ooo majoras wrath now I would love to c that

  29. 29 sex services 06/24/2013 at 9:34 PM

    Your way of explaining the whole thing in this piece of writing is really nice,
    every one be able to easily understand it, Thanks a lot.

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