A very important thing to tell you…


tarta smash

I’m 18 now. I can drive (yes, in Europe is with 18), work, vote, pay with credit card and even go to the jail!

Sadly I don’t have any texture to show you, but I have two ideas in mind: Goron DK and Nightmare (SC2) Meta Knight.

61 Responses to “A very important thing to tell you…”

  1. 1 MeleeMaster500 10/24/2009 at 6:57 AM

    Where’s the download link for the cake’s texture?

  2. 2 WEDGE 10/24/2009 at 7:55 AM

    happy bday :3

  3. 3 thegreenalloy 10/24/2009 at 8:21 AM


  4. 4 Shadow 10/24/2009 at 9:50 AM

    The cake is a lie.

  5. 5 WolfPack 10/24/2009 at 10:02 AM

    The “Unai” is photoshopped on to the cake =P

  6. 6 pinutk 10/24/2009 at 10:29 AM

    hahaha wolf =)
    I wish I had a Brawl Cake XD
    Well happy birthday!

  7. 7 shadowsquid86 10/24/2009 at 10:31 AM

    It’s about time someone made Cake! I posted that on the suggestions page. like, a million times! This one’s pretty good, but I think it would look better on Ike. :\

    (Happy Birthday)

  8. 8 0nik4ge 10/24/2009 at 10:46 AM

    AWESOME! Happy birthday man!

  9. 9 omgitsns9 10/24/2009 at 10:51 AM

    happy birthdayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy 😮

  10. 10 Unai 10/24/2009 at 11:12 AM

    Thank you guys! 😀

  11. 11 luigiman1928 10/24/2009 at 11:14 AM

    MARIO FAIL. Nice cake…. mmm….. cake….

  12. 12 the smasher 10/24/2009 at 11:22 AM

    Goron DK is already done

    Meta RIdley X Did it

  13. 13 Lexx 10/24/2009 at 11:28 AM

    How does this qualify as news…?

  14. 14 Unai 10/24/2009 at 11:28 AM

    It’s done, but not available for download. Do you have it?

  15. 15 Unai 10/24/2009 at 11:29 AM

    Lexx, this a non-serious new. Bigsharkz make a lot of these jokes, so why not me XD

  16. 16 Lexx 10/24/2009 at 11:32 AM

    Because this is totally irrelevant to textures, Brawl, or even art (other than the cake having Smash on it).

  17. 17 Tony Wolf 10/24/2009 at 11:32 AM

    Happy BDay!
    コラノナテチカラニスイラカトナノナスナ !

  18. 18 Unai 10/24/2009 at 11:34 AM


    And what happened when Bigsharkz posted a written dream? Anyway, I think you are very unfriendly.

  19. 19 . 10/24/2009 at 11:43 AM


  20. 21 Lexx 10/24/2009 at 12:39 PM

    I’m not trying to be friendly, and BigSharkZ was explaining his absence.

  21. 22 0nik4ge 10/24/2009 at 1:00 PM

    Ugh not this again. Lexx, Unai, sit down and have some soda with the cake. I call the “brawl” piece!! by the way, chocolate or vanilla? xD

  22. 23 STUFF2o 10/24/2009 at 1:39 PM

    1. It’s a Brawl-related cake.
    2. It’s a Brawl-hacker’s birthday.

    That’s 2 ways it’s related to Brawl hacking.

  23. 24 BassJX 10/24/2009 at 1:40 PM

    HBD unai!

  24. 25 Shadow 10/24/2009 at 1:47 PM


    This isn’t Brawl hacking-related.

  25. 26 Lexx 10/24/2009 at 1:56 PM

    Shadow, do they pull this crap over at KC:MM?

  26. 27 Shadow 10/24/2009 at 1:59 PM

    No. Everything I’ve seen on the KC:MM blog is Brawl hacking-related.

  27. 28 wii 10/24/2009 at 2:15 PM

    Happy Birthday! 🙂

  28. 29 Zombie dude 10/24/2009 at 2:17 PM


    Also, does anyone know what happened to Stack Smash?

  29. 30 HahaBigWords 10/24/2009 at 2:23 PM

    Congratulations, You Aren’t Dead Yet!

  30. 31 Ice Kirby 10/24/2009 at 2:24 PM

    SS is over.
    Unless they move to wordpress.

  31. 32 darkredscorpio 10/24/2009 at 2:26 PM

    Happy Birthday Unai. Hope you’ll have a great birhtday. I’l ask you something about nightmare (SC2) meat knight later, ok and again have a great time at your birthday.

  32. 33 fireking220 10/24/2009 at 2:31 PM

    Happy B day dude 😀

  33. 34 Mr. guy 10/24/2009 at 2:35 PM

    @Ice Kirby
    No, it isn’t. Their website says they are getting another website, and they are currently working on getting it up. It will still have all the same members, all the same textures, etc.

    Learn your facts.

  34. 35 Shadow 10/24/2009 at 2:39 PM

    @Mr. guy

    Yeah, and the funny part, none of them kept their .pcs files. So, they’re missing textures.

    Stacksmash is meh anyway.

  35. 36 Mr. guy 10/24/2009 at 2:41 PM

    And how exactly do you know this, Shadow?

  36. 37 STUFF2o 10/24/2009 at 2:42 PM

    @Mr. Guy
    KC:MM Forums, they say stuff.

  37. 38 wfge7 says happy birthday 10/24/2009 at 4:04 PM

    happy birthday to you and nice cake and pretty realistic photoshopping in unai
    i nearly thought it was real
    give people a break sure ur avatar is a 1/2 nude girl doin her hair and u call unai un serious (is that even a word)

    ps : unai did u say ur from europe
    can u give me a link to download a pal common3.pac

  38. 39 Fester Shinetop 10/24/2009 at 4:34 PM

    @ Lexx


    Where in those posts exactly did BigSharkZ explain his absence?

    @ Shadow

    No, Stack Smash makes awesome texture hacks, But their comment editing and inability to take criticism at times holds them back. And that statement about them not keeping their .pcs files is most likely false, I’ve been able to get texture hacks from members of that team who are nice enough to let me have them even thought they aren’t publicly available for download. And If you’re talking about the ones that weren’t available for download before they got shut down, They weren’t going to be made available anyway so It’s not a loss.

    With all that out of the way, Happy birthday Unai and personally I think that Nightmare would look better on Ike.

  39. 40 Wolfpack 10/24/2009 at 4:52 PM

    StackSmash just got a new host. StackSmash will be up and running tomorrow.

  40. 41 Shadow 10/24/2009 at 4:53 PM


    Pfft, eh, if you think the shitty textures they have now are awesome, then that’s your opinion. I’m not arguing with that. As for losing their .pcs files, Dhragen is one of them that admitted it himself.

  41. 42 Unai 10/24/2009 at 4:54 PM

    @PAVGN (AKA Fester Shinetop)

    I’m making Nightmare on MK because of the helmet, that is pretty similar. I know that Ike is the best PJ for that, since he uses a double-handed sword, but the body doesn’t fit with an armor. Also, MK is pretty easy to texturize. I’m doing MK first. Then I’ll make Goron DK, but I need some help because I can’t realize what part is what.

    PD: Why have you changed the name? PAVGN was cool.


    I can’t enter in that site. I need to register, but I don’t want. If you could give me the download link directly and a link to the pics…

    @People who said happy birthday

    THANK YOU!! I posted this because ESH is more like a family than Kitty Corp forums. Also, the point that Fester Shinetop gave is very useful to understand my decission.

  42. 43 Wolfpack 10/24/2009 at 5:02 PM

    What Shadow Said.

  43. 44 Fester Shinetop 10/24/2009 at 5:11 PM

    @ Shadow

    I would be more than happy to tell you every single Stack Smash texture hack I have, I can guarantee that I have none of the shitty ones. And even If they did lose their .pcs files so what? The people who downloaded the ones that where available for download can just give them to the original texture hackers to make them available for download again.

    @ Unai

    I changed my name to match my gravatar. There’s more to It than that but I won’t say, You can still call me PAVGN though. Also the statement “ESH is more like a family than Kitty Corp forums.” is beautiful.

  44. 46 Lexx 10/24/2009 at 5:46 PM

    @ PAVGN

    The model hacks video was at least a hacking-related prank,
    the written dream didn’t explain anything, but I questioned him about it over MSN (to not publicly say anything against it, as to not make MORE people irritated),
    and the two comics are at least “art” and include texture hackers in them.

    I did question all of these things over MSN, just not publicly. I’m going to continue questioning these sorts of things until people actually give me a reason.

    @ wfge7

    Did I ever call myself serious? Lawl. I just said this is total BS to post a birthday on a texture hacking/art blog.

  45. 47 S. 10/24/2009 at 7:45 PM

    A Brawl cake?
    Oh, u.

  46. 48 SlainUnderFire77 10/24/2009 at 7:52 PM

    You guys are such bitches. What’s wrong about knowing the person behind the textures? I think this is a valid update. Happy birthday to you Unai. Fuck Lexx. He has no feelings. I thought he was cool but all he cares about is himself. And he needs to stop sucking Shark’s cock.

    No matter how good the person’s hacks are, they lose all my respect if they are selfish. I agree with Unai on this statement: “ESH is more like a family”. Unai makes good textures anyway. It’s not like he sucks.

  47. 49 Lexx 10/24/2009 at 8:00 PM

    @ SlainUnderFire77

    Meh. It’s your opinion. You can think I’m selfish and suck Shark’s cock, but that doesn’t make it true. Feel free to think it, though. I’m not gonna censor you.

    In all seriousness, I just don’t think there should be birthday posts. It’s only my opinion. If I really felt strongly about it, I would have just deleted the post. Yet, I didn’t because it’s not my place to do so.

  48. 50 the smasher 10/24/2009 at 8:16 PM


    No i dont have a download but i can get one tomarow ill send him an email about it

  49. 51 Jose Gallardo 10/24/2009 at 11:28 PM

    Well, at least its not Glitch-Pie

    Habby P-Day!

  50. 52 Unai 10/25/2009 at 6:51 AM

    @ The smasher

    It doesn’t matter, LookItsLink had put a download link and a picture up there. Thanks anyway.

  51. 53 BigSharkZ 10/25/2009 at 10:23 AM

    Tarta Smash! Lol.

    I thought I had commented but apparently it didn’t get posted, or I just didn’t click the submit button.

    Lexx, I think it’s alright if he posts this, even if it has nothing to do with what’s happening to him or hacks. I’m glad that about when he said we were more of a family for him.

    Anyway, happy birthday, don’t work too much and eat more cake. =)

  52. 54 Fester Shinetop 10/25/2009 at 3:26 PM

    I just thought of a way this could be considered “News”. At the end of the post he is telling us what he is working on.

  53. 55 Lexx 10/25/2009 at 4:46 PM

    @ PAVGN

    That’s stretching it. O.o

  54. 56 perfectedidiot2 10/25/2009 at 5:11 PM

    The Snake is a lie

  55. 57 hotdogturtle 10/25/2009 at 7:51 PM

    “MeleeMaster500 10/24/2009 at 6:57 AM

    Where’s the download link for the cake’s texture?”
    Get this guy a medal

  56. 58 haiguys 10/27/2009 at 7:18 PM

    oh wow 😛 happy birth-day even though im very late Dx oh well ;3

  57. 59 Lexx 10/27/2009 at 8:02 PM

    Lawl. I love how everyone is mad at me for giving Unai a taste of his own medicine. He’s a total hypocrite when it comes to this crap. Allow me to quote him.

    “Unai 09/04/2009 at 3:42 PM

    Oh, so that’s why you make so much useless posts…”


    He has the balls (surprisingly) to criticize a post about my absence, yet he can make a post about his effing birthday and get away with it? That’s total bullshit. I’m considering making a post about every little detail of my life just to spite him, and we’ll then see if he continues his hypocritical behavior. Because like he said, “…I posted this because ESH is more like a family than Kitty Corp forums.” So, I should have the right to do the same, correct?

  58. 60 Wolfpack 10/27/2009 at 8:23 PM


    I agree. Unai isnt the center of attention here at ESH.

  59. 61 Ice Kirby 10/27/2009 at 8:30 PM

    @Lexx and Wolfpack

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