This isn’t really worth a post, but it made me laugh, so here you go.
Chozo Statue joins the Brawl!
-This replaces one Samus costume, and has all of her moves.
-NO FREEZING. Graphical erroneous and completely unplayable, but…
-A few streaks of graphical error fill the screen while it stands still, and it can’t run for more than a few feet. This means you have to jump to get around.
-As you can tell, the model is split into two pieces. The arms and one foot (???) do all the fighting, while the actual statue hides in the foreground or background (depending on which way you’re facing.
-The actual statue uses most of the graphical effects, and missles, shots, and grapples fire from it. The grapples don’t seem to work, though…
-Standing in between the two pieces will slowly push your character away.
-You cannot use most attacks while on the ground. Any specials or the final smash just fire into the ground, so hop a round like a glitchy rabbit!
-The final smash looks hilarious. The arms begin to charge the beam, the Chozo Statue randomly spawns an arm cannon for it’s foot (lol) and out of no where, the charge disappears and the statue fires.
-You can transform to and from ZSS without trouble.
-Tossing the it will create a really trippy, screen filling mess of graphics which does not freeze the game, but won’t go away unless you quit the match.
Yes, I realize that this is completely broken and glitchy. I did it for teh lulz.
For those not of sane mind:
Replace your friend favorite Samus costume and watch them flip out. 😄