“I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Samus Aran”


This is the first texture hack  I’ve made since I got a new computer. It is based on a rom hack for the NES version of Donkey Kong that replaces Donkey Kong with Bill Clinton. I present to you……Clinton Kong.

There he is, Lurking in the shadows.

Now he comes into play.

Grr!

Arrgg!

What?! That's all you changed?! You suck!

Yeah, Because that’s all I changed (Since that’s all that was changed in the rom hack) I wouldn’t really consider this a texture hack. So to make up for this, As an edit of Das Donkey Team’s Das Donkey Agent, I decided to make Clinton Kong on Donkey Kong as well.

Mario: WTF?!

Talk about giving head...

Where did that plumber bastard go?!

This picture lacks a good caption.

Fuck the Saxophone, I can play the Bongos too!

Sorry, I couldn't help but to make an "Over 9000!!!!" reference.

One more thing, If you’ve used or seen pictures of the original Das Donkey Agent you will notice that there are unedited hairs on the shoulders and the inside of his mouth is black, Except for the tongue. Rather than bitch to Das Donkey Team about It, Or wait for them to fix It, I decided to fix It myself while making my Clinton Kong hack. I have made It available for download on my Mediafire account. Here is a video of the rom hack this is based on:


4 Responses to ““I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Samus Aran””


  1. 1 owned645 01/27/2010 at 7:15 AM

    Haha! Not bad.
    The “Grrr!” pic looks like he jizzed in a bottle. :]

  2. 2 Pinutk 01/27/2010 at 8:30 AM

    pretty cool =)

  3. 3 Inferneon 01/27/2010 at 10:37 AM

    He might havn’t had sexual relationsships with her, I had lololololo

  4. 4 thanyou 01/27/2010 at 12:31 PM

    This just made my morning =)


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