This teaser post shows something that will NEVER BE RELEASED!!!


Hey, This is all for show, I’m not posting a DL, I’m just showing what I can do in BrawlBox.


83 Responses to “This teaser post shows something that will NEVER BE RELEASED!!!”


  1. 1 Lefteous 03/07/2010 at 3:17 PM

    Okay…

  2. 2 Mario & Sonic Guy 03/07/2010 at 3:24 PM

    What’s the point of hosting this if you’re not even going to release a download? Besides, practically anyone can make that.

  3. 3 blaziken1234 03/07/2010 at 3:28 PM

    I don’t get it.

    It’s a texture on his coat.

    Help!

  4. 4 _Data_Drain_ 03/07/2010 at 3:28 PM

    …I think it’s sarcasm. XD

  5. 5 The Right Honorable Judge Wallace P. Grindstump 03/07/2010 at 3:30 PM

    @Mario & Sonic Guy

    This is just another post that I made to mock the idiots who think that ESH is nothing but teasers, And think that nothing here gets released because they’re too stupid to know where to find the download link when one IS available. Also, I need to talk to you on the KK:MM forums because I need help with something.

  6. 6 blaziken1234 03/07/2010 at 3:30 PM

    Oh wait, I get it.

    Check Rotom post’s comments. Zaiko.

  7. 7 The Right Honorable Judge Wallace P. Grindstump 03/07/2010 at 3:31 PM

    @_Data_Drain_ and blaziken1234

    Yep.

  8. 8 Jack H. 03/07/2010 at 3:35 PM

    “… just another post that I made to mock the idiots who think that ESH is nothing but teasers…”

    I don’t think you understand the word mock then. Putting up some download links would have placed me and my big mouth right back in their place. Please consider mocking the universe with download links instead.

  9. 9 The Right Honorable Judge Wallace P. Grindstump 03/07/2010 at 3:43 PM

    @Jack H.

    And you just proved my point about being “too stupid to know where to find the download link when one IS available.” Because If you just checked my Mediafire, You would have seen that It’s there.

  10. 10 razanak7 03/07/2010 at 3:45 PM

    i c wut u did thar.

  11. 11 Tyeforce 03/07/2010 at 3:53 PM

    “And think that nothing here gets released because they’re too stupid to know where to find the download link when one IS available.”

    Well, maybe if you guys actually UPDATED YOUR ROSTER once and awhile, people wouldn’t have a hard time finding downloads. Nobody wants to have to sort through a bunch of MediaFire accounts just to find one download link when it could just as easily be added to the Roster. ESH is just lazy.

  12. 12 The Right Honorable Judge Wallace P. Grindstump 03/07/2010 at 3:57 PM

    @Tyeforce

    You say It’s lazy to not update the roster, But isn’t It also lazy to not “sort through a bunch of MediaFire accounts just to find one download link”?

  13. 13 jioplip 03/07/2010 at 3:59 PM

    @tyeforce

    …no one cares what you have to say.

  14. 14 dragon hunter(fat kirby) 03/07/2010 at 4:11 PM

    @tyeforce if u look maybe u cud find the texture or moveset. if u really want some textures then u WOULD search through a whole bunch of mediafire accounts. i would because im not “lazy”

  15. 15 Leon 03/07/2010 at 4:14 PM

    I think a simple “HERE IS THE DL LINK :enter here:” would suit the whole situation much better

    Also, if you don’t want to do things that way, just leave a small “DL is in my Mediafire” comment, its not hard, but so many people just assume that all old and new members of the community seem to know where to find DL links these days

    sorting through waves of links can be annoying to some, including the overly impatient members of the Smash community

    Also, Teasers suck, just post one small teaser shortly before you post the actual thing, like 2 or so days before, not like 2 months before 😛

    😀

  16. 16 Lexx 03/07/2010 at 4:32 PM

    Drama drama.

  17. 17 Mario & Sonic Guy 03/07/2010 at 4:48 PM

    @The Right Honorable Judge Wallace P. Grindstump

    I received your PM at the Kitty Corp. forums and answered it for you.

  18. 18 Chicken Chaser 03/07/2010 at 4:59 PM

    Unless the pattern stays completely stationary when DDD moves, I don’t care. 😦

    “I’d stand on my head to make you a deal.”

  19. 19 Tyeforce 03/07/2010 at 5:05 PM

    You’re missing the point. You guys have a Roster page on here for a reason. What’s the point of having it if you’re not going to bother update it? It’s not hard. When you make a new texture, moveset, etc., update the Roster with the download link for it. It’ll take, what, and extra minute or two? As opposed to making the community have to search for it, which can take quite a long time sometimes. You’re supposed to make things more convenient for your community, not more complicated.

  20. 20 Darkkirby 03/07/2010 at 5:20 PM

    @tyerfoce
    actually,is easier to just open mediafire than just wait that someone update the roster

    and….
    i dont get it,is just a texture?

  21. 21 SkidzMcGee 03/07/2010 at 5:24 PM

    Anyone got a link to download this Brawlbox?

  22. 22 The Right Honorable Judge Wallace P. Grindstump 03/07/2010 at 5:25 PM

    @SkidzMcGee

    http://www.smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=238861

  23. 23 The Right Honorable Judge Wallace P. Grindstump 03/07/2010 at 5:27 PM

    @Chicken Chaser

    I wish I could do that, But I don’t think It’s possible.

    Maybe If just his coat was an emerald texture, But I don’t think It’s possible to make just a certain part of a character emerald.

  24. 24 Tyeforce 03/07/2010 at 5:39 PM

    @Darkkirby

    But that’s just it. We shouldn’t have to WAIT for people to update the Roster. It’s something that should be done at the same time that you post a texture/moveset/etc. It’s NOT easier to look through tons of files in different folders in someone’s MediaFire account than it is to UPDATE THE DAMN ROSTER. Seriously, it wouldn’t take more than a minute to add a new row to the Roster page. It’s a shame that the Roster isn’t used hardly at all, because it’s a great thing, but sadly it’s been forgotten. If you’re looking through MediaFire, not only do you have to search all through it for what you want, but you only have a filename to go by. What if you see something else interesting in there, but you want to see what it looks like? In the Roster, you can click the name of the texture/moveset/etc. to go to the original post, which should have pictures and/or a video, and it also conveniently gives you a direct download link. It’s a much better option, but it’s gone completely unused now thanks to the team’s laziness.

  25. 25 The Right Honorable Judge Wallace P. Grindstump 03/07/2010 at 5:43 PM

    @Tyeforce

    You’re right that the roster needs to be updated but we have too much new material for It to take only a few minutes to update. That’s one of the reasons It hasn’t been updated.

  26. 26 Lexx 03/07/2010 at 6:19 PM

    I normally update the roster when I add something.. x.x

  27. 27 SkidzMcGee 03/07/2010 at 7:10 PM

    @The Right Honorable Judge Wallace P. Grindstump

    Thanks Bro

  28. 28 NerdWithAnAfro 03/07/2010 at 7:49 PM

    @The Right Honorable Judge Wallace P. Grindstump
    There are several ways you can view this problem, but when 60%+ are people that just complain because there too lazy to click the media fire folders and look for what they want, then all this does is encourage them to complain, because they may actually have a valid point for once.

    Personally, i could care less (actually, i couldn’t) if you guys release something or not, but you should have a better way of letting people know something is released, instead of them relying on them to check the mediafire folders or the post that has teaser in bold/caps. a good idea would be an ESH twitter account (that everyone on esh has access to) that people can follow (Or whatever it does, im not into social networking) and when an esh member releases something (not posts it), they can tweet, letting anyone who cares know. im 100% sure that less time consuming and less annoying then having to deal with noobs and lazy people, but if people are too lazy to read a tweet, then there is a problem.

  29. 29 Lexx 03/07/2010 at 8:29 PM

    TWITTER!! THAT IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING THING I HAVE EVER HEARD. XD

    Fuck Twitter. We don’t need that shit. Hell, NOBODY needs that shit. Twitter is practically fucking useless the way most people use it. I wonder how many times people post a tweet saying “Just fucked your mom” or “eating a cheese sandwhich”..

  30. 30 SkidzMcGee 03/07/2010 at 8:34 PM

    What program is showing this texture? I want to be able to view it in 3D on the computer as opposed to going back and forth b/t here and the Wii over and over.

  31. 31 NerdWithAnAfro 03/07/2010 at 8:36 PM

    @Lexx
    Well, you also don’t need people complaining, but that gets delivered to ESH quite commonly, but regardless, as a way to reiterate what i said earlier, find a way to inform people when you (well, not you, but other team members) release something that wasn’t in the original post, instead of having them search for about 20 minutes to find it or find out it hasnt been released yet. My suggestion couldve been worse though, i couldve said a mass email or a log (which would be harder then updating the roster).

  32. 32 The Right Honorable Judge Wallace P. Grindstump 03/07/2010 at 8:37 PM

    @SkidzMcGee

    It’s Brawlbox…

  33. 33 Wave Kusanagi 03/07/2010 at 8:40 PM

    So ESH is butthurt from causing themselves to suck and people calling them out for it? Ha, how funny. Almost as funny as Stack Smash pretending they aren’t dead. ¦D

    Yes, I’m adding on to the drama out of sheer boredom as I don’t even care about what’s going on. Sue me. ¦3

  34. 34 SkidzMcGee 03/07/2010 at 8:42 PM

    @The Right Honorable Judge Wallace P. Grindstump

    Oh… how do I view it like that?

  35. 35 NerdWithAnAfro 03/07/2010 at 8:45 PM

    @Wave
    They may be butthut about being called out, but ESH (content wise) does not suck.

  36. 36 Lexx 03/07/2010 at 8:52 PM

    DRAMA DRAMA.

    I love drama. It’s my favorite form of PISSING PEOPLE OFF. :3

  37. 37 BigSharkZ 03/07/2010 at 10:50 PM

    Ok, enough, all of you. Just shut up and let’s continue our boring and crappy lives. Thanks.

  38. 38 Nights Owl 03/07/2010 at 10:51 PM

    Lexx seriously cracks me up. xD

  39. 39 Tyeforce 03/07/2010 at 11:03 PM

    “You’re right that the roster needs to be updated but we have too much new material for It to take only a few minutes to update. That’s one of the reasons It hasn’t been updated.”

    Well, that’s why you shouldn’t have let the Roster fall behind in the first place. XD But really, someone should just take a few hours to completely update the Roster, and from then on everyone should update it when they release a texture/moveset/whatever. Hell, if I was on the team, I’d do it right now. Unfortunately, all I know how to do is basic texture hacking, and I haven’t done it in months, so I don’t think I’d be wanted on the team, lol. (But if they would just make Brawlbox for Mac, then I’d be doing it much more often, and maybe even take the time to learn how to vertex hack and such…)

  40. 40 Tyeforce 03/07/2010 at 11:06 PM

    Why isn’t my post showing up? D:

  41. 41 Tyeforce 03/07/2010 at 11:42 PM

    Never mind, it suddenly decided to appear… o.o

  42. 42 Lexx 03/07/2010 at 11:58 PM

    ^

    I did that.

  43. 43 Tyeforce 03/08/2010 at 12:02 AM

    ^

    HAXX!! D:

  44. 44 NerdWithAnAfro 03/08/2010 at 12:11 AM

    ^

    Not hacks, professional video and picture editing :p

    But i do agree with BSZ, if only my live was boring…

  45. 45 Lexx 03/08/2010 at 12:28 AM

    “So, the first time I masturbated, I was chewing on my finger, because I do that when I get bored, and it was salty. o.o”

    – From one of my retarded Xat friends named Amanda.

  46. 46 Nights Owl 03/08/2010 at 12:51 AM

    ^

    That disturbed me. xD

  47. 47 TheGreenAlloy 03/08/2010 at 3:25 AM

    ^

    … /=

    … |=

    … D=

  48. 48 Jack H. 03/08/2010 at 4:31 AM

    “Well, maybe if you guys actually UPDATED YOUR ROSTER once and awhile, people wouldn’t have a hard time finding downloads. Nobody wants to have to sort through a bunch of MediaFire accounts just to find one download link when it could just as easily be added to the Roster. ESH is just lazy.”

    Hey, don’t read minds without permission. That’s not nice. >_>

  49. 49 Unai 03/08/2010 at 6:40 AM

    I really hate the teaser thing….

  50. 50 Pako 03/08/2010 at 12:48 PM

    Cool, Stan

    But it fits better on Luigi

  51. 51 The Right Honorable Judge Wallace P. Grindstump 03/08/2010 at 7:02 PM

    @SkidzMcGee

    Open the .pac or .pcs of the character you want to edit, Click on model data, click on the folder that appears, Right click the .MDL0 file and select preview.

    And by the way everybody, Why is It that this is the only team the receives complainants about teasers? Huh? Stack Smash has some hacks that have not been released and an unupdated roster and nobody complains about that anymore. DasDonkey Team recently showed three teasers and nobody complained about that. KC:MM’s Cloud project was basically one big teaser that went on for weeks and nobody complained about that. So why is It that people are complaining to ESH about things like this and not anybody else? I’ll tell you why, It’s because ESH is better than the them so they’re trying to bring them down out of jealousy. And If that’s not the case, I fucking challenge ALL OF YOU to call EVERYBODY out about them. Because If you really think that the posting of teasers is a matter of life or death, Then you’ll complain about everybody who posts them instead of just when ESH posts them.

    One more thing: Wave Kusanagi, If you’re bored, Instead of adding on to drama that has nothing to do with you, Why don’t you go fuck yourself?

  52. 52 SkidzMcGee 03/08/2010 at 7:27 PM

    @The Right Honorable Judge Wallace P. Grindstump
    Thanks again.

  53. 53 roo525 03/08/2010 at 9:07 PM

    When will this whole “Teaser” joke end?

  54. 54 The Right Honorable Judge Wallace P. Grindstump 03/08/2010 at 9:11 PM

    @roo525

    When people stop complaining about them, Or at least stop complaining about them only on this site.

  55. 55 roo525 03/08/2010 at 9:14 PM

    @ The Right Honorable Judge Wallace P. Grindstump

    So… you mean never?

  56. 56 The Right Honorable Judge Wallace P. Grindstump 03/08/2010 at 9:21 PM

    @roo525

    No, If people never stop bitching then most likely we’ll eventually just simply ignore them.

  57. 57 NerdWithAnAfro 03/08/2010 at 11:27 PM

    @The Right Honorable Judge Wallace P. Grindstump (AKA, the guy who’s name everyone has to copy and paste)

    So.. when does the ignoring begin?

    also, Im also surprised no one has said anything about the long-ness of your name and how we always have to copy paste it. THAT, even though its only a (ridiculously) small inconvenience is much more annoying that the teaser thing (in my opinion). i know for a fact that calling you TRHJWPG just wont work and if i call you judge, i would have to put up with the fear of a response like “Overuled”.

  58. 58 Vishkugeta 03/08/2010 at 11:31 PM

    You could call him PAVGN. :p

  59. 59 SkidzMcGee 03/08/2010 at 11:52 PM

    @NerdWithAnAfro
    Are you seriously going to nitpick at everything you can find?

    This may be a bad time, but since everyone is here, I can get your attention. I sent an email for application to elitesmash@gmail.com. Do you guys (or whoever runs it) check that anymore, or should I send it to another email?

  60. 60 Jack H. 03/09/2010 at 1:42 AM

    “…So why is It that people are complaining to ESH about things like this and not anybody else?…”

    I’ll tell you why. Everyone else released their teasers. That’s why. The best part? I didn’t even have to go digging through anyone’s mediafire account to unbury them.

    Nobody’s forcing you to change that though. We can all continue to receive teasers with no downloads for the end users. That’s cool too.

    Also, PAVGN, you did a good job on that plaid jacket. Can I get a download link?

  61. 61 Tyeforce 03/09/2010 at 2:21 AM

    It also doesn’t help that half of the updates here have nothing to do with Brawl hacking. Why do you guys allow so many updates like “BAWW, I’M LEAVING KTHNXBAI” (yet then the person returns later, anyway…) and other whiny shit like that that no one cares about? This is Elite Smash Hackers, not Facebook.

  62. 62 shaymin1 03/09/2010 at 12:07 PM

    no offence but Tyeforce i just read the comments and why dont you go away and complain at StackSmash. You will be doing everybody a BIG favour.

  63. 63 Dhragen 03/09/2010 at 1:24 PM

    ^no offence but shaymin1 i just read your comment and why dont you stop making stupid other teams insulting comments. You will be doing everybody a EVEN MORE BIG favour.

  64. 64 Miacis 03/09/2010 at 1:30 PM

    Okay. An update that is made to complain about people who would like their downloads. o.o’

    You even took the time to take a picture for that. How sweet.

    I guess acting like that is CERTAINLY going to shut the critics up. Now I suggest you to post updates with nothing but One letter. ^^
    I’m sure people will get the irony and love you for that. 🙂

  65. 65 shaymin1 03/09/2010 at 3:42 PM

    @ Dhragen
    Sorry…
    but Tyeforce should stop complaining so much.

  66. 66 Tyeforce 03/09/2010 at 4:18 PM

    I’m not complaining, I’m stating the truth. =P

  67. 67 Lexx 03/09/2010 at 5:49 PM

    Tyeforce just has no sense of humor. He’s an emotionless shell of selfishness. AND DOESN’T LIEK TEH DRAMAZ!!11

  68. 68 hallowvortex 03/09/2010 at 5:59 PM

    I don’t get it it’s just a plaid jacket…

  69. 69 The Right Honorable Judge Wallace P. Grindstump 03/09/2010 at 6:29 PM

    @ Jack H.

    Not everyone, Stack Smash still has some unreleased stuff and some of those people haven’t been seen in many months (Phreeq, Jugg4n4ut, Spire). And I’m not sure If you’re being sarcastic about wanting a download link, But If you really want It, I’ll give It to you after I’m unblocked from commenting on the Kitty Corp. : Meow Mix blog. In fact I’ll personally email It to you If that happens.

    @ Tyeforce

    Half the updates? HALF the updates?! Did you even count how many posts are on this site and then count how many of them are things that have nothing to do with Brawl? You should have at least done that before making a completely idiotic statement like that. Holy shit.

    @ hallowvortex

    Go play Secret of Monkey Island. 😛 (Not an insult.)

  70. 70 Frokostordning 03/09/2010 at 7:24 PM

    Well… that’s very interessting but actually i have a hard time visualizing it… I’m wondering what others have to say….

  71. 71 Tyeforce 03/10/2010 at 1:27 AM

    @PAVGN

    Okay, maybe not half, but there’s still a lot, when you shouldn’t have ANY. This is a Brawl hacking site, not a social networking site.

  72. 72 Lexx 03/10/2010 at 1:32 AM

    @ Tyeforce

    OBJECTION.

    It is neither a Brawl hacking site or a social networking site,
    IT IS A FREE WORDPRESS BLOG.

  73. 73 Tyeforce 03/10/2010 at 12:25 PM

    @Lexx

    It’s a WordPress Blog about Brawl hacking. >_>

  74. 74 shaymin1 03/10/2010 at 7:00 PM

    Lexx is right this is DRAMA but I like it.
    I will not say more…

  75. 75 sonnerst 03/11/2010 at 12:42 AM

    HAHAHA WOW YOU GUYS CAN’T EVEN HACK ANYMORE???

    WHAT KIND OF TEASER IS THIS??

    “DIS WILLL SHUD ALL DA CRITICIZERERS UPP!!”
    ……. a crappy failed DDD texture that I could make in a coma.
    Yea nice work PAVGN, you totally belong on a hacking team. /sarcasm

  76. 76 Lexx 03/11/2010 at 1:10 AM

    HAHAHA WOW INTERNET USERS WITH THUMBS UP THEIR BUTTS CAN’T EVEN TROLL ANYMORE???

    WHAT KIND OF FAG IS THIS??

    “DIS WILLL MAKE ALL DEM INTERWEB USERS CRYY!!”
    …….a faggot ass twelve year old who gets trolled by my shoelaces.
    Yeah nice work sonnerst, you totally belong on the internet. /sarcasm

  77. 77 The Right Honorable Judge Wallace P. Grindstump 03/11/2010 at 8:14 PM

    @Tyeforce

    You are a selfish, close-minded asshole. A post could be made tomorrow about how one of them members for this team died and you wouldn’t care because all you want is more hacks for yourself.

  78. 78 Mighto 03/12/2010 at 8:41 PM

    new low ESH, new low, I know you guys are rushing for some new content & all but damn this is just too bad. You guys should really work on them, at least change the rest of DDD not just the jacket guys.

  79. 79 sonnerst 03/12/2010 at 8:44 PM

    ^ My point exactly, there are people in kitty corp that are already advancing in vertice hacking & these guys are teasing (not releasing, TEASING) textures like these? I understand if they were really intricate & detailed textures but no, this is just desperate. :/

    ps. real mature on editing my comment. that’s about all you ESH can do about their crappy “projects” in their current position…

  80. 80 The Right Honorable Judge Wallace P. Grindstump 03/12/2010 at 9:03 PM

    @Mighto

    You’re a stupid dumb fuck who’s too stupid to get the satire behind this post.

    @sonnerst

    What dumbass stupid retarded motherfuckers like you need to do is THINK LOGICALLY. Which you’re obviously too fucking stupid to do. The hacks being made now take more time to make than hacks of the past. If there are no updates then people complain because of a lack of updates. If something that doesn’t work right/Isn’t finished yet is shown but not released people complain because they can’t use It. If something that doesn’t work right/Isn’t finished yet is shown and released people complain because It doesn’t work right. So It seems that no matter what all you dumbass cocksucking assholes do is complain, Also nobody here is obligated to do ANYTHING here. We do what we do for fun, Because of cowfucking dicklicking cunts like you we can’t enjoy ourselves. In closing, If all you asshole licking douchebag monkeyfuckers are too fucking impatient to wait for a teaser to be released, Ether make It yourself and shut the fuck up, Or go fuck yourself in the asshole through the mouth with a fucking railroad spike.

    Edit: Ok, Now that I’m calm I’m going to restate that: Do you really think It’s fun to use a hack that doesn’t work properly? What’s the point of using something If you can’t enjoy It? FOR THE MOST PART the only hacks BigSharkZ hasn’t released is his model imports, He can’t release those yet because imported models need to have animations made for them. It can take weeks, Even months to make animations because It takes a long time to make them and there are a lot of them. So If he doesn’t update because they’re not done people complain. If he shows what he’s working on so he can update even though It’s not done people complain. If he shows what he’s working on so he can update and releases It even though It’s not done people will complain. So no matter what people are going to complain, And If all you’re going to do is complain about something that we are not obligated to do, Then ether you make It yourself or get the fuck out.

  81. 81 shaymin1 03/12/2010 at 9:45 PM

    If you dont like the stuff here why do you come here? You could go do something with your life IF YOU HAVE ONE.

  82. 82 Dimentio(the only guy that loves TEAZERZ) 03/13/2010 at 5:22 PM

    is it just me or do jack.h and Tyeforce sound WAAAAAY to much alike(nugge nugge)

  83. 83 Xer0 03/14/2010 at 4:50 PM

    @PAVGN 0_0 at swearing, innuendo-filled, massive wall of text… You win the internet.


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