TeaserVault: The Largest Hacking Suppository has Arrived


Created by Zero and Meta Ridley (yours truly), we’ve finished after decades of effort, and are proud to announce the release of TeaserVault: The Largest Brawl Hacking Repository of Things You Will Never Get to Download on the net.

Superseding our already largest collection of Hacks, namely the fucking downloads page that nobody knows about, we’ve ignored all of it, but expect TeaserVault to explode with new teasers from everyone. It now supports much, much more than just textures for characters and stages. It also contains pieces of art that will be yelled at nonsensically and degraded, and shit about our life that nobody cares about.

Hit the jump for moar!

A few features include:

  • Only incomplete hacks
  • Mandatory that submissions must have “Project” in the title
  • No downloads
  • Overcomplicated navigation
  • Updated every five seconds
  • Accepts all kinds of hacks created, as long as they aren’t done
  • And not much else

Hit the link, and submit your own teasers while watching people ask for a download immediately.

https://elitesmashhackers.wordpress.com/teaservault/


37 Responses to “TeaserVault: The Largest Hacking Suppository has Arrived”


  1. 1 hero1771 04/01/2010 at 12:27 PM

    epic win!

  2. 2 Chicken Chaser 04/01/2010 at 12:27 PM

    Oh man, I can’t wait for this to be released!
    …Any minute now.

  3. 3 Wo05H 04/01/2010 at 12:29 PM

    mah boi

  4. 4 calamitasx 04/01/2010 at 12:39 PM

    April’s Fool?
    On MY ESH?!
    Well, I guess it is more likely than you’d think.

  5. 5 Thunder Ztar 04/01/2010 at 1:00 PM

    i waited for this for 2 months now i can submit all my fail and teasers, YAY!! 😀

    ROI ISH HOUR BOI¡¡¡

  6. 6 secretchaos1 04/01/2010 at 1:08 PM

    HOLY SHIZZ YES!!!

  7. 7 BigSharkZ 04/01/2010 at 1:35 PM

    Lol, we’re officially the craziest team out there.

  8. 8 shinyoctopus68 04/01/2010 at 1:38 PM

    I hope you enjoy our new banner!

  9. 9 jioplip 04/01/2010 at 2:36 PM

    LOL awesome, you guys all rock!

  10. 10 Androu1 04/01/2010 at 2:37 PM

    I like the new banner. It looks like shit, so it’s fitting with the website.

    Though, I shouldn’t be talking…

  11. 11 shadowsquid86 04/01/2010 at 2:40 PM

    Ouch…

  12. 12 eddie 04/01/2010 at 3:04 PM

    @Androu1

    wooooott!!!

  13. 13 BigSharkZ 04/01/2010 at 3:21 PM

    I lol’d at the person who edited Androu’s comment with the “Though, I shouldn’t be talking”.

    Personally, he’s the only person of Stack Smash who seems to have random grudges against us.

  14. 14 calamitasx 04/01/2010 at 3:45 PM

    @BSZ:
    Oh why, thank you! 🙂

  15. 15 Androu1 04/01/2010 at 3:53 PM

    Oh come on, I was just kidding. I have no grudge.

    You can’t take a joke, I see.

  16. 16 Miacis 04/01/2010 at 3:53 PM

    Hahahaha. Not bad.

    Can’t wait for moar teasers. 😀

  17. 17 Androu1 04/01/2010 at 3:54 PM

    And what’s “Though, I shouldn’t be talking…” supposed to mean anyway?

  18. 18 Mewcario 04/01/2010 at 4:16 PM

    You know exactly what that means, Androu.

    ………and WHAT IS WRONG WITH SMASHBOARDS?? IS THIS SOME KIND OF SICK APRIL FOOLS JOKE!?!??!?//

    ^lol I left caps lock on. I sound liek Androu1…

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  20. 20 Aari_Un 04/01/2010 at 5:07 PM

    ya, epic win

  21. 21 Segtendo 04/01/2010 at 5:26 PM

    MAH BOI, MAH BOI, MAH BOI, MAH BOI, MAH BOI, MAH BOI, MAH BOI, MAH BOI, MAH BOI, MAH BOI, MAH BOI, MAH BOI, MAH BOI, MAH BOI, MAH BOI, MAH BOI, MAH BOI, MAH BOI, MAH BOI, MAH BOI, MAH BOI, MAH BOI, MAH BOI, MAH BOI, MAH BOI.
    1337 Smash H4xxorz 4ever dawg

  22. 22 The Right Honorable Judge Wallace P. Grindstump 04/01/2010 at 5:30 PM

    I need to think of more words to describe the amount of joy this post is causing me to experience!

  23. 23 Garrett223 04/01/2010 at 5:41 PM

    Ah fuck. after a million gay-wads saying “You have something on your shiiiirt” in 8th grade, and I say “I remember second grade…”

  24. 24 BigSharkZ 04/01/2010 at 6:06 PM

    @Androu

    Well, sometimes we can’t really know if you’re joking or not. It’s not the first time. Personally, I dislike sarcastic humor, most of the time. If it was a joke, then it’s alright.

  25. 25 Zeno509 04/01/2010 at 6:46 PM

    I needs mah download LinkZ NAO!

  26. 26 Lexx 04/01/2010 at 6:47 PM

    AMERICA, FUCK YEAH.

    I got my PSP on April Fool’s day.. I hope nobody’s gonna run up to me, slap me in the face, then grab my PSP and take off. o.o

  27. 27 BigSharkZ 04/01/2010 at 7:01 PM

    @Lexx

    Lol, and my Pokewalker now has 8200 steps. Damn I’m tired, haha. I need 10 000 steps to have higher chances of catching a Pikachu with Fly and one with Surf.

  28. 28 BigSharkZ 04/01/2010 at 7:19 PM

    10005 steps and 264 watts! Dayum.

  29. 29 S. 04/01/2010 at 9:02 PM

    Sounds good.

  30. 30 razanak7 04/01/2010 at 9:45 PM

    @BigSharkZ

    … What about a flying Pikachu?

  31. 31 akuago220 04/01/2010 at 10:35 PM

    At least the creativity on pranks here isn’t as piss poor as every other site I’ve seen around here…kind of.

  32. 32 shadowsquid86 04/01/2010 at 11:06 PM

    Actually, I’m guessing that Androu is a spy.

    His name link is a tip off.

  33. 33 BigSharkZ 04/01/2010 at 11:19 PM

    @Razanak7

    What?

    Also, talking about that, I’m at almost 20000 steps, and still haven’t found one. I want a flying Raichu, for god’s sake! D:

  34. 34 shadowsquid86 04/01/2010 at 11:55 PM

    You are a hacker. HACK ONE.

  35. 35 Wo05H 04/03/2010 at 3:34 AM

    @BigSharkZ

    If you want, I have a Raichu with fly. It’s by no means legit, but it knows surf, volt tackle, earthquake, and fly. I could trade you it for anything, even a low level trash pokemon that you catch in the grass. I don’t use it, just sitting in my pc box. If you want to trade for it, my fc is: 4211_6244_1517

  36. 36 fireking220 04/03/2010 at 3:51 AM

    @BSZ

    On serebii it says you have a 3% chance of finding one with fly after 10000 steps. It is VERY rare

  37. 37 Jack H. 04/03/2010 at 2:06 PM

    Might want to remove the word “teaser” from the title. Everything sounds pretty accurate. ^_-


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