Oh God…

I can only image the kind of hate I’m going to get for this…

…Yeah…It’s Biker Captain Falcon in underwear. Let me explain why I made this, A long time ago a hacker named Ghork made a texture hack of Captain Falcon in underwear. Ike Lawliet made an excellent Master Chief vertex hack, And shortly after LookItsLink applied Captain Falcon’s default textures to It. This made him look like a Biker Captain Falcon, But someone noticed that what used to be his belt buckle now looked like he’s wearing a cup or something. So I thought that It’d be really funny to apply Ghork’s underwear Falcon body texture to the model and retexure that part to look like a bulge in his underwear. So that’s pretty much It, Please do NOT take this hack seriously, It was made purely for shits and giggles.

59 Responses to “Oh God…”

  1. 1 Lexx 05/17/2010 at 8:17 PM

    Oh lawdy.

  2. 2 epicZERO 05/17/2010 at 8:18 PM

    lol, Captain Underpants

  3. 3 razanak7 05/17/2010 at 8:19 PM

    I notice you also used Caramellfalcon V2. Excellent choice, suh. *adjusts monocle*

    But seriously though. A little distrubing.

  4. 4 The Right Honorable Judge Wallace P. Grindstump 05/17/2010 at 8:40 PM


    Yeah, But I only use the animation. I don’t use the moveset because I don’t use custom movesets.

  5. 5 Garrett223 05/17/2010 at 8:51 PM

    Shits and giggles indeed. And I demand you make animations for every type of fart out there for this, for a project. That would win…alot… I have all 261 types of farts in my memory.

  6. 6 bakura 05/17/2010 at 9:01 PM

    ……………. i love it

  7. 7 NerdWithAnAfro 05/17/2010 at 9:03 PM

    Congratulations! your Hacker level has Decreased to 8999 (less than 9000).

    Now all you need is a picture of this falcon texture looking in mirror and exclamation “YES”

  8. 8 Tyeforce 05/17/2010 at 9:12 PM

    Yay, something half naked that isn’t female! =D

  9. 9 Segtendo 05/17/2010 at 9:13 PM

    @Tyeforce lol

    I saw it in BrawlVault and was like WTF.

  10. 10 Tyeforce 05/17/2010 at 9:14 PM

    Now someone needs to make a completely naked version of this and retexture the belt buckle to be a dick! ;D

  11. 11 zeno bell 05/17/2010 at 9:19 PM

    here so hot

  12. 12 dark prince of persia 05/17/2010 at 9:38 PM

    @zeno bell and @ bakura that fuck

  13. 13 Primalmario 05/17/2010 at 9:44 PM

    This made me Jizz In My Pants… O_o

  14. 14 X_funtaztic_ 05/17/2010 at 9:56 PM

    This kinda makes me want to have a nude marth XD

  15. 15 Lexx 05/17/2010 at 10:20 PM

    Just no.

  16. 16 shadowsquid86 05/17/2010 at 10:22 PM

    Just no.

  17. 17 Lord Prosper 05/17/2010 at 10:33 PM

    *takes off glasses*

    Dear God.

  18. 18 jioplip 05/17/2010 at 10:34 PM

    LOL This is EPIC WIN!



    I would never use this, because that would forfeit all my remaining self-esteem, but funny nonetheless.

  19. 19 burr h 05/17/2010 at 11:24 PM

    is it me or are bakura ,zeno and dark prince of persia the same person ? and wasn’t this nikka complaining about naked females , and now he is praising half naked males ? ….

  20. 20 STUFF2o 05/17/2010 at 11:46 PM

    Tyeforce, you do know that nobody’s going to make that, don’t you? Because straight people make straight textures. You’re gay, therefore you should make a gay texture if you want it. You are a hacker after all.

  21. 21 bboynotbgirl 05/18/2010 at 12:22 AM

    Hmm, maybe someone can make a legitimate Power Ranger texture. That would be pretty amazing.

  22. 22 Tyeforce 05/18/2010 at 12:23 AM

    Yes, I’m gay. So what? Am I not allowed to want naked textures of the gender that I’m attracted to as you would want naked female textures? Besides, you have enough of them. Gay gamers have virtually nothing. >_>

    I don’t expect straight people to make naked male textures, but surely there are gay male or straight female hackers who would do it…right? Or ALL Brawl hackers straight guys? Okay, that’s probably the case. >_> And I may have made a few textures myself, but I quit for a reason. I’m a Mac user, so I can’t make Brawl hacks on my computer. And I fucking hate Windows. I went through enough hell just to make the three stage textures that I did, and I never even got to finish my Toon Link texture. If someone would make Brawl hacking applications for Mac, then I’d definitely give Brawl hacking a shot again. But let’s get real, that’s not gonna happen. Brawl hackers aren’t just all straight guys, they’re also all Windows fanboys. So, since I can’t make Brawl hacks myself, I have to rely on other people. But nobody wants to make the hacks that I want to see. I even made a very descriptive request thread over at KC:MM, and it’s being completely ignored. Maybe if I had the power that ESH and KC:MM do and a blog as popular as theirs, I could post my requests on a blog and perhaps someone out of the many people who would visit it would make my request. But I don’t have that power, and I don’t have the resources to make my own, so I’m just screwed any way you look at it. Brawl hackers don’t care about minorities. They don’t care that there are Mac users that would love to do what they do, but can’t because they don’t provide applications compatible with Mac for them to use. They don’t care about gay gamers and what THEY might want to see, as opposed to naked female textures and vertex’d breasts. There’s so much about the Brawl hacking scene that I wish I could change, but as much as I wish I could, there’s just nothing I can do about it.

  23. 23 hallowvortex 05/18/2010 at 12:25 AM

    I just died a little inside, and my eyes have burnt out, and you all lost the game.

  24. 24 Lexx 05/18/2010 at 12:42 AM

    Why exactly would we waste time making a texture that only one person really wants? Making a homosexual hack is possibly the most outlandish thing I’ve heard of so far in Brawl hacking. There are already enough novelty textures out there that make me die a little inside when I see them, do we really need gay ones, too?

    And to answer your question:

    “Am I not allowed to want naked textures of the gender that I’m attracted to as you would want naked female textures?”

    You can want them, but that doesn’t mean you won’t get bashed for verbalizing the thought.

    Also, I don’t want naked female textures. They’re useless to me.

  25. 25 Tyeforce 05/18/2010 at 1:02 AM

    Hate to break it to you, but I’m not the only gay guy who plays Brawl in the world. Far from it. There may be more straight gamers than gay gamers, but don’t act like gay gamers don’t exist beyond me. And straight gamers have more than enough female Brawl hacks. It’s time for the gay Brawlers to be represented, dammit!

    And why is it that it’s perfectly acceptable for me to get bashed for wanting to see a naked male texture, but if I were straight and wanted a naked female texture, it wouldn’t be a problem at all? It’s discrimination. And I don’t want naked male Brawl hacks just because I’m gay. Read my thread at KC:MM, and you’ll see that it’s much deeper than that. It’s to prove a point, and to give gay gamers like myself an alternative to all the naked females and enlarged breasts in the world of Brawl hacks. Trust me, I don’t need porn in my Brawl. Besides, I have a boyfriend for that.

    Anyway, I highly suggest you read my suggestion thread: http://forums.kc-mm.com/index.php?topic=8309.0

  26. 26 Jioplip 05/18/2010 at 1:07 AM

    @ Tyeforce

    Good for you! And about your thread, HELLS YES there needs to be more Doctor Who in Brawl! And novelty textures are good once in a while, just to LOL at.

  27. 27 Lexx 05/18/2010 at 1:24 AM

    “Hate to break it to you, but I’m not the only gay guy who plays Brawl in the world.”

    Doesn’t concern me. As far as I know you’re the only one.

    “…but don’t act like gay gamers don’t exist beyond me.”

    I’d rather die. (Suicidal, but even still.)

    “It’s time for the gay Brawlers to be represented, dammit!”

    Lulz, that sounds really ridiculous.

    “And why is it that it’s perfectly acceptable for me to get bashed for wanting to see a naked male texture, but if I were straight and wanted a naked female texture, it wouldn’t be a problem at all?”

    I would bash you either way, just for requesting it. I only bash requests, though. If a hard work is put into a texture hack, I’d never blatantly trash it unless it’s Toon Link related.

    “It’s discrimination.”

    Yup. Umad?

    “It’s to prove a point, and to give gay gamers like myself an alternative to all the naked females and enlarged breasts in the world of Brawl hacks.”

    Then you don’t need it done. Some points are better left alone, especially this one. You’re overreacting to discrimination over the internet. If you can’t take shit like THAT, then the real world is gonna be Hell for you.

    “Trust me, I don’t need porn in my Brawl. Besides, I have a boyfriend for that.”


  28. 28 Lexx 05/18/2010 at 1:28 AM

    Also, started reading your ridiculous thread, immediately stopped after you mentioned textures for furries. I can stomach gays, I can stomach furries, but what you suggested is sick and twisted, and that’s coming from someone with an extremely dark background.

  29. 29 Tyeforce 05/18/2010 at 1:37 AM

    Wow. I and thought maybe, just maybe you were more than just a selfish, ignorant homophobe. Looks like you just proved that wrong. You must also hate blacks and females, too, right? Seriously, I’ll never understand how some people can hate other people just for being born different. I like guys, you like girls. So what? It’s how we were born. We’re both people, so why am I less of a person to you? And keep calling me a fag all you want, but don’t think it’s gonna hurt me a bit, because it doesn’t. I have a great life that I share with my wonderful boyfriend, and a hateful troll on the internet isn’t going to change any of that. No, I don’t NEED a naked male texture, but there’s no harm in asking for one, since there are already so many naked female ones. I’m sure ALL Brawl hackers aren’t ignorant assholes like you, so there very well be someone out there willing to make such a request for me.

  30. 30 Tyeforce 05/18/2010 at 1:42 AM

    Also, exactly how is what I’m suggesting so sick? It’s no different than what we already have in Brawl hacks, except the gender. Hell, exaggerated, oversized breast vertex hacks are “sicker” than a normal naked male texture. And what’s so bad about furries? And you obviously can’t stomach gays, since you have to resort to raging like this when confronted by one on the internet.

  31. 31 Darkkirby 05/18/2010 at 1:43 AM

    i loled when i saw this xD

  32. 32 Lexx 05/18/2010 at 1:54 AM

    Lulz, I am in fact not selfish. It’s the internet, get real. And of course I don’t hate blacks. A lot of my closest friends are niggas, and I happen to love females. You need to stop making assumptions based on how I act over the interwebs. ;P

    Also, define troll, because if you think I’m a troll, then you’re definitely on some sort of drug, or you’ve never actually encountered a troll. :3

    Also, I never said naked female textures in a video game WEREN’T sick. I just choose not to slam them because there’s a lot of effort put into making these. Did I make a small joke about this texture? Yes. Was it anything hateful or disrespectful? No. You seem to be confused. I’m only bashing you because it’s fun. I have nothing personal against you, I just feel that your request is ridiculous.

    And just for you: Fag. :3

  33. 33 owned645 05/18/2010 at 2:05 AM

    … This might go on for a while. You guys might want to take this else where so we can actually talk about the texture.

    And about the texture.
    I’m not to fond of it, but the ladies are going to go crazy XD (Not so much homophobic Lexx)

  34. 34 Tyeforce 05/18/2010 at 2:19 AM

    If you really don’t hate gays, then why even joke about? I’m sure you would never joke about hating black people, would you? Probably not, because that would make you sound racist. But you don’t care if you make people think that you hate gays? Racism is bad, but hating other people based on sexuality is A-OK?

    And you may not be a troll, but you sure are acting like one. Bashing me just for fun? Typical troll behavior. You know, just because you’re on the internet doesn’t mean you have to conform to the ways of 4chan.

    Also, your logic makes no sense. You choose not to bash naked female textures because a lot of work goes into them? What’s to say that the same amount of hard work, if not more, wouldn’t go into making a naked male texture?!

  35. 35 Lexx 05/18/2010 at 2:22 AM

    … Actually, one of my inside jokes with my friends is “Guess what?” Then they reply, “What?” And I say, “I hate niggers. Niggas are better.”

    And I wouldn’t bash it, I would silently judge. ^^

  36. 36 Lexx 05/18/2010 at 2:24 AM

    Oh, and I’m also a true homophobe, but I don’t hold a grudge against gay people for that reason. I just joke around about it.

  37. 37 BlazeKnight7 05/18/2010 at 7:37 AM

    I’m not trying to take sides or anything here but let me ask you somthing lexx. If a Straight female suggested somthing simlar to what Tyeforce is suggesting would you react the same way? as I said before I am not trying to take sides I’m just Curious if you would treat a Straight female the same way if they happened to suggest somthing simlar to what Tyeforce is suggesting

  38. 38 hero1771 05/18/2010 at 8:06 AM

    @ hollow vortex.
    how can i lose the game if i won the game. btw. you lost the game.

  39. 39 hero1771 05/18/2010 at 8:06 AM

    that texture made my eyes burn.

  40. 40 Lexx 05/18/2010 at 9:39 AM

    @ BlazeKnight7

    I would never ask for such a thing. <.<

  41. 41 thanyou 05/18/2010 at 12:02 PM

    Shits and giggles indeed…..

  42. 42 zigheart 05/18/2010 at 12:24 PM


  43. 43 Nazo 05/18/2010 at 3:34 PM

    hyeszzz!!! now someone needs to make a completely nude falcon.

  44. 44 NecroMasterX 05/18/2010 at 4:10 PM

    I’ve seen enough naked male texture with the only that is out, naked snake. *vomits*
    *has nightmare about snake raping me*

  45. 45 The Right Honorable Judge Wallace P. Grindstump 05/18/2010 at 7:12 PM

    >_> Jesus Christ, I expected drama to happen here, But I thought It would be because of people attacking me for making this. Not because of one of our own starting It. I doubt that I’ll ever make something like this again. But If I do, I know now not to update Elite Smash Hackers with It.

  46. 46 ReTRoKiDDe 05/18/2010 at 8:03 PM

    you have no talent whatsoever. all you do is steal other peoples’ textures/hacks

  47. 47 Jioplip 05/18/2010 at 8:06 PM


    You’re a dick who has no intelligence.

  48. 48 The Right Honorable Judge Wallace P. Grindstump 05/18/2010 at 8:06 PM


    You have no brain whatsoever. All you do is flame me for edits that I make, And completely ignore all the stuff that I make on my own.

  49. 49 NerdWithAnAfro 05/18/2010 at 8:12 PM

    @The Right Honorable Judge Wallace P. Grindstump
    you didnt learn that last time? lol. also, have you noticed that there are always 2 separate discussions going on in your posts? 1 about something idiot and trivial, and the other being semi serious?

    lol, and what do you do? im positive you have no skills in hacking, since the majority of it is taking other peoples work and making it your own, so why even comment here?

  50. 50 Cyaneon 05/19/2010 at 12:50 AM

    Oh finally, a CF texture I’ll actually use.

  51. 51 wii 05/19/2010 at 3:48 AM

    lol whats with all the gay talk? i noticed perverted textures do really well in terms of downloads. My naked snake did better than the one with underwear. Im sure naked captain falcon would do just as great.

    and im bi, not gay <_<

  52. 52 Tyeforce 05/19/2010 at 3:13 PM


  53. 53 Nazo 05/19/2010 at 3:24 PM


  54. 54 wii 05/19/2010 at 3:46 PM

    naked ganondof?

  55. 55 S. 05/20/2010 at 12:29 AM

    Reminds me of the Mach Rider trophy from Melee… Not bad. The helmet structure, anyway. :b

  56. 56 Justin 06/01/2010 at 10:56 PM

    Alright, that’s enough. I’m a gay gamer too. And so what? Everyone should be treated equally.

    Lexx, you started this whole mess by using the word “Fag”, which is highly immature, I don’t care if this is the internet or not. You’re going to have to deal with gay people galore in the future, so man up, grow up, and get used to it.

    Seriously, stuff like this makes me want to punch orphans in the teeth.

  57. 57 Justin 06/01/2010 at 10:57 PM

    And go WII! 😀

    (this is ethanrodgers223 btw) 😀

  58. 58 Justin 06/01/2010 at 11:03 PM

    One more thing, Lexx.

    Judge not, less ye be judged.

  59. 59 trace000222 06/11/2010 at 11:24 AM

    Dang so much tension because of a lil texture no big deal T^T

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