This texture is practically ancient history. I made this a year ago for LAST Independence Day. Of course, my first texture was released on August 1st, but I made several attempts before hand, including my real first texture, Calvin (from Calvin and Hobbes) on Lucas, but abandoned it due to: a) ASH wouldn’t work right, b) The eyes looked like shit, and c) Someone already made one. I then tried this one, planning to make my debut on July 4th, but ASH still  threw a fit. I gave up for about a month until Jack  H helped me figure out what I was doing wrong, and then I made Sprite Knight at the end of July. I forgot about this one and recently discovered it in some unused folder on my old computer. So, yeah. Here’s my second texture attempt. Enjoy it in all its mediocre recolor glory, and note that this texture is old and not reflective of my current work.

❤ Squid
(PS: The FS eyes kick ass)

25 Responses to “AMERICA”

  1. 1 Calamitas 07/04/2010 at 4:01 PM


  2. 2 shadowsquid86 07/04/2010 at 4:10 PM

  3. 3 Laharls_Wrath 07/04/2010 at 4:45 PM

    I like it

  4. 4 cx_asuka 07/04/2010 at 4:46 PM

    Funny, because America is a continent, not a country.
    Happy 4th of July to the guys who live in that nasty place called USA. 😀

  5. 5 shadowsquid86 07/04/2010 at 5:05 PM

    It’s actually two continents. 😛

  6. 6 Devin 07/04/2010 at 5:48 PM

    Canada: The “If you don’t mind” to America’s “Fuck Yeah!”

  7. 7 wwwilliam0024 07/04/2010 at 6:15 PM

    Team america mofos!!!

  8. 8 owned645 07/04/2010 at 7:56 PM

    Tea~m Ame~rica~ Fuck Yeah!

  9. 9 BigSharkZ 07/04/2010 at 8:03 PM

    Thank god I live in Canada. =)

  10. 10 adirondack 07/04/2010 at 8:09 PM

    I’m going to download this great texture right away… IN AMERICA!!!

  11. 11 Devin 07/04/2010 at 8:28 PM



  12. 12 KingZeoX 07/04/2010 at 8:30 PM

    Now if only Falco had Falcon’s salute XD

  13. 13 SRX 07/04/2010 at 8:48 PM


  14. 14 The Right Honorable Judge Wallace P. Grindstump 07/04/2010 at 9:12 PM

    McDonalds, FUCK YEAH!
    Wal-Mart, FUCK YEAH!
    The Gap, FUCK YEAH!
    Baseball, FUCK YEAH!
    Rock and roll, FUCK YEAH!
    The Internet, FUCK YEAH!
    Slavery, FUCK YEAH!
    Starbucks, FUCK YEAH!
    Disney world, FUCK YEAH!
    Porno, FUCK YEAH!
    Valium, FUCK YEAH!
    Reeboks, FUCK YEAH!
    Fake Tits, FUCK YEAH!
    Sushi, FUCK YEAH!
    Taco Bell, FUCK YEAH!
    Rodeos, FUCK YEAH!
    Bed bath and beyond (Fuck yeah, Fuck yeah)
    Liberty, FUCK YEAH!
    White Slips, FUCK YEAH!
    The Alamo, FUCK YEAH!
    Band-aids, FUCK YEAH!
    Las Vegas, FUCK YEAH!
    Christmas, FUCK YEAH!
    Immigrants, FUCK YEAH!
    Popeye, FUCK YEAH!
    Democrats, FUCK YEAH!
    Republicans (Fuck yeah, Fuck yeah)

    Now that I got that out of my system, This is actually pretty good for your second texture hack. I might even download this.

  15. 15 DFP 07/05/2010 at 8:58 AM

    I was hoping someone would make a bandit keith texture. Has anyone done that?

  16. 16 Darkkirby 07/05/2010 at 5:21 PM


  17. 17 owned645 07/06/2010 at 5:25 AM

    Umm… PAVGN… Slavery? Really? Did you think you could sneak that in without anyone noticing?

  18. 18 shadowsquid86 07/06/2010 at 11:59 AM


    All of those are in the video. It’s satirical, a lot of the things mentioned are not American to begin with (books, Christmas) while other things aren’t things to be proud of (slavery, issues in immigration policy), but the chorus just goes along with it, because American patriotism is blind.

  19. 19 adirondack 07/06/2010 at 8:29 PM

    @DFP and @Darkkirby: actually i already made that refrence, its the 10th comment, In America

  20. 20 owned645 07/07/2010 at 7:11 PM

    Oh right. I saw it again and realized that.

  21. 21 zeno503 07/08/2010 at 7:12 PM

    Democrats, FUCK YEAH
    Republicans, Fuck yeah? FUCK yeah!
    Sportmanship! ….
    BOOKS! …

  22. 22 Wo05H 07/09/2010 at 1:43 AM

    I don’t support the country I live in, America, one bit. I don’t celebrate anything related to it. Truth be told I would rather live in a communist nation and get executed than live in this overly sensitive hellhole where all you see and hear about is lawsuits because people don’t word a sentence to perfection. Face it, there’s no better color for this nation than green, which happens to be the color of lawsuits.

  23. 23 thanyou 07/10/2010 at 12:21 AM

    I believe you’re talking about me in c) but if you can improve off my texture I made AGES ago then go for it man, all I did was recolor the shirt and shoes, but I did make a Rope Snake Hobbes to go with it (Whoopee, working hours on hexing textures the day before ASH comes out >.>)

  24. 24 shadowsquid86 07/10/2010 at 2:18 AM

    Yeah, I could certainly do a lot better with it now, but I’d like to vertex the hair, and I have other things I’d rather work on before that.

  25. 25 preservativos 01/15/2013 at 7:40 PM

    Can I just say what a comfort to find someone that truly understands what they are discussing on the internet.

    You certainly understand how to bring an issue to light and make it important.
    A lot more people really need to read this and understand this side
    of the story. I was surprised you’re not more popular given that you surely possess the gift.

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